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[ljfa]

Why am I not bound by rules?

Because rules are a bad binding agent. Egg yolk works better.

Also, why would "rarity" be capitalized?

Because it's a name:

Why does knockback on swords suck?

 

[ljfa]

Becuase "Abundance" would be an even weirder name.

Why does Marco Reus have no driving license?

 

[Sleepyscumbag]

Becuase "Abundance" would be an even weirder name.

Why does Marco Reus have no driving license?

Because Reus is Dutch for giant, and he wouldn't fit in a car.

Do I speak Dutch?

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

No, you can speak in Japanese: KAWAII, KAWAII, KAWAII I WANT YOUR BODY, COME WITH ME, COME WITH ME, COME WITH ME GIRL LET'S GO PARTY

Was that enough karaoke for you?

 

[null123]

Purple.

Green?

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

Yes, that is the tone of my skin.

What of it?

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

No, but then again, I'm not easily offended.

Try and offend me! Go on! Do it! HIT ME!

 

[Sleepyscumbag]

No, but then again, I'm not easily offended.

Try and offend me! Go on! Do it! HIT ME!

You can't tell me what to do.
*Kicks you*

Eat shit and die?

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

Keep trying.

Do you like waffles?

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

Because the rock you live under has nowhere to store them.

Do you like muffins?

 

[null123]

Yes.

Do YOU like muffins?

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

No. *ducks rotten fruit*

Bitches love cannons?

 

[Sleepyscumbag]

No. *ducks rotten fruit*

Bitches love cannons?

Only the cannon in my pants ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

DotA 2, anyone?

 

[ljfa]

I bet it's Olaf. Or Olaf. Or maybe Olaf. Or is it Gordon?

Is this the Krusty Krab?

 

[null123]

No, it's the chum bucket.

What is your secret formula?

 

[Sleepyscumbag]

No, it's the chum bucket.

What is your secret formula?

Beer
Where am I from since that's my secret formula?

 

[Sleepyscumbag]

England.

What on earth do people find nice about beer?

It's delicious. Also you never get more drunk than what's good for you.
(why on earth England? Compared to other European countries they hate beer)
Why on earth do people dislike beer?

 

[ljfa]

Why on earth do people dislike beer?

Because they never tasted it. It's same as with MLP.

Why is alcohol dangerous?

 

[Sleepyscumbag]

Because they never tasted it. It's same as with MLP.

Why is alcohol dangerous?

It isn't, people are dangerous.

Why should you always bring a towel?

 

[ljfa]

Because else the towel would smoke weed all day.

Why is the thread suddenly not safe for our 13 years old fellow?