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Bigdbigd03

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From September 1st until August 31st the next year.

Why is it cold today?


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GamerwithnoGame

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Because someone spilled a LOT of liquid nitrogen.

Why did I miss the guy I was swordfighting with in D&D 4 times in a row, and why - once me and another party member were defeated in a 2-on-1 duel surrounded by enemies - did they knock the whole party out but leave us alive, yet had no qualms about killing innocents including women and children?
 

GamerwithnoGame

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You know what? You're probably right there.

The sky is clear because secret forcefield projectors are constantly keeping the Mists at bay.
 

GamerwithnoGame

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(It’s because we’ll be playing D&D on Sat rather than Friday as we normally do :D)

Because you actually have two nervous systems running through you instead of one, so you have twice as many nerves.

Why do I keep forgetting to add a question?!