Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

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  1. Bigdbigd03

    Bigdbigd03 New Member

    From September 1st until August 31st the next year.

    Why is it cold today?


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  2. GamerwithnoGame

    GamerwithnoGame Forum Addict

    Because someone spilled a LOT of liquid nitrogen.

    Why did I miss the guy I was swordfighting with in D&D 4 times in a row, and why - once me and another party member were defeated in a 2-on-1 duel surrounded by enemies - did they knock the whole party out but leave us alive, yet had no qualms about killing innocents including women and children?
     
  3. duckfan77

    duckfan77 Well-Known Member

    Plot Armor

    Why is the sky clear?
     
  4. GamerwithnoGame

    GamerwithnoGame Forum Addict

    You know what? You're probably right there.

    The sky is clear because secret forcefield projectors are constantly keeping the Mists at bay.
     
  5. duckfan77

    duckfan77 Well-Known Member

    Why didn't you ask a question?
     
  6. GamerwithnoGame

    GamerwithnoGame Forum Addict

    Because I'm terribly forgetful ;)

    Why am I looking forward to Saturday particularly this week?
     
  7. duckfan77

    duckfan77 Well-Known Member

    Weekend!

    Why am I so nervous?
     
  8. GamerwithnoGame

    GamerwithnoGame Forum Addict

    (It’s because we’ll be playing D&D on Sat rather than Friday as we normally do :D)

    Because you actually have two nervous systems running through you instead of one, so you have twice as many nerves.

    Why do I keep forgetting to add a question?!
     
  9. duckfan77

    duckfan77 Well-Known Member

    Because you're distracted.

    Why is it cold out?
     
  10. GamerwithnoGame

    GamerwithnoGame Forum Addict

    Because *in my best Sean Bean voice*

    Winter’s comin’.

    Why am *I* so cold?
     
  11. MrMonsterGuy18

    MrMonsterGuy18 Well-Known Member

    You’re not, you just lack heat

    Why do I have more trophy points than Duckfan?
     
  12. GamerwithnoGame

    GamerwithnoGame Forum Addict

    Because you won more races.

    Why is "racy" a term for like, risqué?
     
  13. duckfan77

    duckfan77 Well-Known Member

    Because it combines risque with lacy.

    Numbness?
     
  14. GamerwithnoGame

    GamerwithnoGame Forum Addict

    Symptomatic of a number (no pun intended) of different issues.

    Why are dentists bad at golf?
     
  15. duckfan77

    duckfan77 Well-Known Member

    They're better at filling holes than making them.

    Why is snowing?
     
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  16. GamerwithnoGame

    GamerwithnoGame Forum Addict

    Precipitatum Cryos Incantatem.

    Why is dark?
     
  17. duckfan77

    duckfan77 Well-Known Member

    Absence of light

    why scared?
     
  18. GamerwithnoGame

    GamerwithnoGame Forum Addict

    Death, oblivion, the end of "self". Its always on my mind.

    Why tired?
     
  19. duckfan77

    duckfan77 Well-Known Member

    Sleep lack.

    Floating in a formless void?
     
  20. GamerwithnoGame

    GamerwithnoGame Forum Addict

    Peaceful.

    Falling in an endless plummet?
     

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