Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[GamerwithnoGame]

(nice, love that answer )

With will, and hope, positive thoughts sent by friends, I hope so.

Which do I prefer, my stapler or my hole punch?

 

[duckfan77]

Stapler

Printer of Fax?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Trick question: its my label printer.

Printer of fax, or faxer of prints? I need clarification

 

[duckfan77]

Printer of foxes.

Fox or wolf?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Mustelidae.

Capybara or pygmy jerboa?

 

[duckfan77]

Rodentia

Why do I know more random Latin words than I have any right to.

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Because you've spent a lot of time summoning demons, and its an occupational feature.

What's going to kill us all first, nuclear war or superbugs?

 

[duckfan77]

nuclear bugs

How much jam is in a clock?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

If its not working, a lot.

What kind of jam is best for stopping radio transmissions?

 

[duckfan77]

Copper mesh jam

Can I has snuggles?

 

[Bigdbigd03]

Only if you take a shower prior to the snuggles uwu.

Can I take a shower?


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[duckfan77]

Yes, if you have time.

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Nothingness is of course the silliest question of all, and the most profound.

What is my hit/miss ratio going to be tonight?

 

[duckfan77]

.7

Oops, didn't add question. Sorry. Why didn't I put a question?

 

[Bigdbigd03]

Because you forgot.

Wy didn’t I give a silly question?

 

[duckfan77]

Because you're very much a big black dog.

Can I explode the sun?

 

[Bigdbigd03]

If you’re hot enough.

Are you hot enough?

 

[duckfan77]

No

Why is my sleep schedule absolutely destroyed?

 

[Bigdbigd03]

Because you didn’t follow it.

What is a question?

 

[duckfan77]

A query.

When is it cold?