Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[GamerwithnoGame]

(you are correct about my face!)

Not unless it is a plastic tree.

What is the autoignition temperature of paper?

 

[duckfan77]

451F

Should I bother going to discussion section this afternoon?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Yes, as long as you don't turn it into dissection section.

When is cheese?

 

[duckfan77]

When old milk

What is the sky?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

A thin shell of impenetrable crystal, keeping the phlogiston of the In-Between out of our sphere.

What is futhark?

 

[duckfan77]

the new version of some old runes

Urial's a supernatural sysadmin?

 

[triggerfinger12]

What?

When is the did where it does the do not?

 

[duckfan77]

5:00 poked plaza sleeps

What is a garden path?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

More peaceful than a psychopath. Or a cycle path.

Why am I terrible at automating things?

 

[duckfan77]

Because that takes effort, even if it's less in the long term

Why am I playing so much Fire Emblem Awakening?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Because it is secretly a sentient parasitic lifeform that latches onto your brain while you're playing and feeds off your psychic energy, while leaving a compulsion to play more.

Why are DHL f***ing useless?

 

[duckfan77]

Bureaucracy

What is DHL?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Your worst nightmare

Where is Gordon Ramsey?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Sleeping in between two slices of bread.

Will a fatless sponge make you fat?

 

[duckfan77]

Large maybe, as it dries you out

Fourier Series?

 

[triggerfinger12]

A what series?

Where's the lamb SAUCE???

 

[duckfan77]

Well, you need a high temperature, but also a way to stop it burning, to melt it.

Smelly smelly _____.

 

[triggerfinger12]

Socks.

Verily, verily, the greatest man in all the land is __________!

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Cheese.

Lunar gouda, or martian halloumi?

 

[duckfan77]

plutonian plutonium

Why am I cold...?