Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[duckfan77]

Lego games are fun

Why does my new sweatshirt have a fuzzy area on the back?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Its for catching all of the lint.

How can I become Gordon Ramsey overnight?

 

[duckfan77]

Steal his body

Why did I enjoy my Signals and Systems homework?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Because it told you how to signal distant star systems.

Cerebellum or interbellum?

 

[duckfan77]

beak covering war

Why does delete function as a backspace when it's alone on a new line at the end of a string of text?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

It does? That's weird.

Because someone decided it would be useful.

Why does backspace function as a back button sometimes?

 

[duckfan77]

Because deleting things isn't useful, and using it to go back a page seems to make sense.

Why is it so humid here?

 

[Bigdbigd03]

You forgot to turn on the air conditioner.

Why does a speaker make noise?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Good Vibrations.

(now that's a song)

Why are rare earth metal magnets so good?

 

[duckfan77]

They're strong

Can I fly?

 

[triggerfinger12]

No.

Why have I suddenly become obsessed with Gordon Ramsey?

 

[duckfan77]

Food.

Liquids?

 

[Bigdbigd03]

Fluids!

Why is "the" them most used word.

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Connectivity.

Why do I have a plastic model of a weird squid-thingy on my desk?

 

[duckfan77]

It's cool

Why am I ill?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Because the tiny disease-goblins have been wreaking havoc on you

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (as sung by Annie Lennox)

 

[duckfan77]

songs

ugh... fire or ice?

 

[Bigdbigd03]

good or evil? i say [you may never know my answer] jk both

why am i asking a silly question to get a silly answer?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Because that's the name of the game!

Why can't I talk, drink or eat properly?

 

[duckfan77]

You have a numb face

Can I melt a tree?