Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by jdog1408, Jul 25, 2015.

  1. duckfan77

    duckfan77 Well-Known Member

    Neither, you're a stalagmite

    Why did I have so much fun grinding votes for a contest?
     
  2. MrMonsterGuy18

    MrMonsterGuy18 Well-Known Member

    Because it reminds you of when Earth was free to play

    How many squids can one man fit in his suitcase?
     
  3. duckfan77

    duckfan77 Well-Known Member

    Depends.

    How big is the squid?
     
  4. MrMonsterGuy18

    MrMonsterGuy18 Well-Known Member

    Roughly the size of a fully grown rooster

    How much does a teacup bat weigh?
     
  5. duckfan77

    duckfan77 Well-Known Member

    -7 grams

    Am I getting sick...?
     
  6. triggerfinger12

    triggerfinger12 Well-Known Member

    Yes. Go to a doctor.

    Can I live on Mars?
     
  7. duckfan77

    duckfan77 Well-Known Member

    No

    Can I blow up the moon?
     
  8. GamerwithnoGame

    GamerwithnoGame Forum Addict

    Yes, but only via the Randall Munroe method.

    If you put a hairdryer inside a sealed, insulated box and turn it on, will it keep getting hotter and hotter, and how hot will it get?
     
  9. duckfan77

    duckfan77 Well-Known Member

    That's an interesting question, though to be truly fun, it requires an indestructible hairdryer and infinite energy source. Otherwise, it will get as hot as the hairdryer can get before burning up.

    So, what are the relevant physical properties to calculate it?
     
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  10. MrMonsterGuy18

    MrMonsterGuy18 Well-Known Member

    Gravity, velocity, and laissez-faire capitalism

    Do I possess the need amour of sodium?
     
  11. duckfan77

    duckfan77 Well-Known Member

    Yes

    What does it protect against?
     
  12. MrMonsterGuy18

    MrMonsterGuy18 Well-Known Member

    Chlorine gas. It turns it into salt.

    Am I a fish?
     
  13. Bigdbigd03

    Bigdbigd03 New Member

    You spelled ghoti wrong.

    What the heck?
     
  14. GamerwithnoGame

    GamerwithnoGame Forum Addict

    The Heck are a family in the US sitcom The Middle.

    Could the "Unique Enchantments" mod be used with some creativity to add natural enchantments to tools made of unusual metals, in a Metallurgy 4 sort of way?
     
  15. MrMonsterGuy18

    MrMonsterGuy18 Well-Known Member

    P E R H A P S

    Should I read two books at the same time?
     
  16. duckfan77

    duckfan77 Well-Known Member

    Yes, I do.

    How many books/stories am I reading simultaneously.
     
  17. MrMonsterGuy18

    MrMonsterGuy18 Well-Known Member

    42

    Is Untitled Goose Game knockoff Goat simulator?
     
  18. triggerfinger12

    triggerfinger12 Well-Known Member

    No, and is in fact its own, well designed puzzle game.

    If the Joker criticizes society, who criticizes the Joker?
     
  19. duckfan77

    duckfan77 Well-Known Member

    The media (poorly)

    Why did I write a 15 page, 2340 word lab report?
     
  20. GamerwithnoGame

    GamerwithnoGame Forum Addict

    Because you couldn't think of an extra 5 words to make it 2345.

    Why am I dealing with the CLAC project?
     

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