A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[DJ.]

EDIT: Too slow.
Granted, you become completely random, but so do your words, and nobody can understand you.

I wish that my Mac would support my monitor, as it's HDMI and the mac only has VGA.

 

[Randomguy404]

Granted, but there's a werewolf behind you.

I wish I could eat your soul.

 

[xTordX]

Granted but it doesen't support your keyboard.

I wish... Umm... ._.

 

[DJ.]

Granted, you eat my soul.
But technically, as I'm a computer I have no soul, and you die of starvation.

I wish that I was more well known on the FTB forums.

 

[xTordX]

Be active and you'll be like me and randomguy

Granted? You're now Member+

I wish i could f... Lo.... Have s... Procreate with(?) the girl i like...

 

[Randomguy404]

Granted, but she absolutely hates you for doing that.

I wish I had a 64K drive of souls.

 

[DJ.]

Granted, but you don't have an ME system.

I wish for an ME system that I get for free, already placed in my base on the ASci server.

 

[Randomguy404]

Granted, however the admin bans drives.

I wish I was a werewolf.

 

[DJ.]

Granted. But, you use past tnse, and you are no longer a werewolf.

Also, on the asci server, I live with an admin

I wish for the ASci server to actually be up when I'm awake.

 

[Randomguy404]

Granted, but it's up in the sky, and you have no way of reaching it.

I wish there were more RPGs on this forum.

 

[xTordX]

Granted! They're all mods-only.

I wish for .-.

 

[Randomguy404]

Granted! However, ???

I wish I was an error.

 

[xTordX]

Granted! I fixed you so you no longer exist.

I wish i could use telekinesis whenever i want

 

[DJ.]

Granted, but you can only use it on the moon Europa.

I wish for 100 people to buy my song at cesium.bandcamp.com within 1 earth day from when this is posted.

 

[xTordX]

Moon Europa? Huh??

 

[Shakie666]

Granted, but you can only use it on the moon Europa.

I wish for 100 people to buy my song at cesium.bandcamp.com within 1 earth day from when this is posted.

Granted, but people will only pay for it in zimbabwean dollars.

I wish mystcraft was updated for 1.7.10.

Moon Europa? Huh??

Its one of Jupiter's moons.

 

[Randomguy404]

Granted, but it crashes whenever someone looks out a window.

I wish the world got radiation poisoning.

 

[Shakie666]

That's not a very nice thing to say - wish not granted.

I wish mojang hurry up and create a modding API.

 

[Randomguy404]

Granted, but it explodes in your face.

I wish I had an atomic bomb.

 

[techno156]

It's only a lookalike.


I wish Randomguy404 wasn't on fire so much.