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I summon Hercules to come and kill the hydra.

I bring every philosophical and English professor in the world together to write a large, 4,000,000,000,000 page book explaining the color blue in every possible sense, using the most difficult, unlearned, and confusing wording.

Since the knowledge of time travel has been lost, I instead make a time stopping machine, that stops time for everyone but the user, creating an indirect time-forwarding machine. I then kill every person on the planet at once (excluding the hydra, the godmodder, and anyone participating in the...

Some people will kill under the stress of publicity. Be glad I'm not one of them. I love big MACs. (Not the McDonalds kind)

I sing chocolate rain until the hydra is covered in chocolate. I instantly afterwards start stating statistically unstated statements about pollution and acid rain. The hydra's heads are now burning in pure acid.

The shadows are unknown. And in the unknown, everything yet nothing is there, waiting for you, until you see for yourself what's truly there, under the examination of the light. I love philosophy.

I command trillions of mountain lions to run at the hydra. Right before they reach it, I freeze time, strip everything away except for the mountain lions, and then resume time. Trillions of mountain lions rush at the hydra, tearing apart everything in their path, and I simply merge the snapshot...

I plant a fatal virus inside of his OS and make it so that ad-block doesn't work. Ads take up 500x more space on his browser, and popups can't be closed. They also flash random colors, constantly.

One of my nearby acquaintances replies of their most humblest of requests to the being in question of his unsupported sighting of interest for third person communication.

I attempt a Trojan horse maneuver and ask him if I can heal him if he gets hurt.

We need to figure out what R is and the rest will become clear. Something something and it's redistribution upgrade.

I threaten to hack him, get his IP address, and DDoS him until his processor overclocks to an impossible number of 9001 THz. When the DDoS gets through, his PC will either melt or explode, probably harming/dealing him fatal real-life injuries as well.

dishonored brigmore witches immortal dogs I tried looking it up ingame using the steam browser, but it locked up trying to go to google. The dogs wouldn't die :S

34. I expected a mod to come in here by now.

Oxymora. Arc pylon.

Bacon. When wishing for it there's a good chance your server admin will spell it wrong and they'll give you a stack of beacons instead. Infinitely useful. Caps lock vs. Num lock.

Granted. It is now excessively nice as Zimbabwean dollars randomly and instantly gain value. You've just traded off more than the equivalent of 60 quintillion USD. I wish I had nothing yet everything.

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