Who would win in a fight?

[GPuzzle]

Aristotle - YA'LL MOTHERFUCKERS NEED SCIENTIFIC METHODS

Half-Life vs Portal

 

[Warzuki]

Half-life

Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

 

[the_j485]

Bill Gates.
You aren't Chocorate, are you? We're watching you...
Flame wars vs. reasonable behaviour.

 

[Warzuki]

Flame wars, and no i'm not choc and had no idea that guy used to have this profile pic.

Burritos vs Hotdogs

 

[SatanicSanta]

Burritos

4Chan vs. Reddit

 

[whizzball1]

Reddit.
Whizz vs. Some other Godmodder.

 

[Furfurfur2001]

Whizz
Canadian Bacon vs. Bacon

 

[Jess887cp]

Bacon!

Mouse vs Trackpad.

 

[SatanicSanta]

Mouse

Spacetoad vs. Covertjaguar

 

[dwappo]

Space!

A or F?

 

[Jess887cp]

F, it's the first letter of my last name.

Hulk Hogan or Count Dracula?

 

[SatanicSanta]

Count Dracula

Lawbroken or Vauthil

 

[Exedra]

Vauthil 4 lyfe <3

Exedra vs. Liara

 

[Jess887cp]

Liara
Submarines and boobs? No contest.

Santa vs Satan

 

[the_j485]

Santa.

Wreck-it-Ralph vs. Up.

 

[Warzuki]

Up

Scientology vs anonymous

 

[Tdb360]

Scientology

Mario vs zelda

 

[Exedra]

Mario

David vs Whizz

 

[dgdas9]

David

Whizz vs J

 

[whizzball1]

Wait what?
J
Python vs. Java