Who would win in a fight?

[Jess887cp]

...um, what?

Also, pots. Simply because of the jokes you could make.

delete vs backspace.

 

[EternalDensity]

That's not how this thread works, Darth.

Magnets vs. Acid

 

[the_j485]

Magnets. They let frogs fly.

Alkaline vs. acid.

 

[Jess887cp]

I never was good at chemistry. So acid. After all, it's a hallucinogenic.

Orange juice vs blood orange juice.

 

[the_j485]

Orange juice because I'm not a vampire. Definitely not gonna sparkle.

pi vs. plank's constant.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Planck's Constant, erryday.

Cortexiphan vs. steroids.

 

[the_j485]

Steroids because I'v heard of them.

Hawker hurricane vs. Supermarine spitfire

 

[Technician]

Hurricane one, it is a hurricane

Russet vs. Red ones

 

[mathjazz]

Russett

IC2 vs Thermal Expansion

 

[the_j485]

IC2. I used to love doing all that stuff with it, using it makes me nostalgic.

RP2 solar panels vs. thermopiles.

 

[Technician]

Thermopiles, solar panels are dull.

Omniverse or Multiverse

 

[the_j485]

Multiverse, more varied!

Bold or italics?

 

[mathjazz]

Fortune favors the Bold.

 

[EternalDensity]

spending the evening with acquaintances and then going to work the next day
vs.
spending the evening vomiting and spending the next day chilling in bed watching tv

 

[Jess887cp]

spending the evening with acquaintances and then going to work the next day.

Work can't be that bad, right? Maybe?

Tests vs testicles.

(Also, 666 likes yay! )

 

[the_j485]

spending the evening with acquaintances and then going to work the next day.

Work can't be that bad, right? Maybe?

Tests vs testicles.

(Also, 666 likes yay! )

Tests aren't too bad usually....

Abrahms tank versus apache longbow helicopter.

 

[EternalDensity]

spending the evening with acquaintances and then going to work the next day.

Well my stomach didn't give me any choice in the matter

Hmm, Abrahms tank versus apache longbow helicopter...
I'll go for the chopper because maneuverability.

Khalisah al-Jilani vs. D'Anna Biers

 

[Bellaabzug21]

I don't know who either of those are, so I'll go with the left one.

Canada vs. America

 

[EternalDensity]

Canada because it's a country while America isn't an actual thing. Did you mean the United States of America?

English vs. English English

 

[the_j485]

English English, because more English is better than English.

English English vs. English English English.