Late in the noon, before the villagers even got home for the night, the sound of a villager dying could be heard at the outer edge of the village. Pyure was lying there, dead. Next to him was a chicken.
He was startled and threw his butcher knife into the air. It landed in VikeStep's back. He had no chance to react as it came so surprising. Wow, that's really shocking news!
trajing was not the only zombie amongst the villagers, that's for sure. The village was trying to find their next guilty one. Fraction2 had just as much evidence on him as xTordX. They had no idea who to take to the smeltery.
Evenutally, a coin was flipped and the odds were against xTordX, so the town decided to take him to the smeltery. A green layer of liquified emerald formed in the smeltery.
Shortly after, an explosion could be heard. A creeper came to the village and destroyed LivingAngryCheese's house. LivingAngryCheese had no chance to survive that. But where does that green rotten fleash come from? There's only one explanation: LivingAngryCheese was in fact a zombie.
Summary:
Pyure was killed by a Baby Zombie. He was a Butcher.
VikeStep was killed by Pyure's Butcher ability. He was an Iron Golem.
xTordX was lynched. He was a Blacksmith.
LivingAngryCheese was smited. He was a Zombie.
The outcome would have been much different if the Baby Zombie didn't choose to use the power.
This was a triumph!
I'm making a note here:
Huge success!
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science:
We do what we must
because we can
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
'til you run out of cake.
And the science gets done.
And you make a neat gun
for the people who are
still alive.
I'm not even angry...
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart,
and killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now, these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time!
So I'm GLaD I got burned!
Think of all the things we learned!
for the people who are
still alive.
Go ahead and leave me...
I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke. Ha Ha. Fat Chance!
Anyway this cake is great!
It's so delicious and moist!
Look at me: still talking
when there's science to do!
When I look out there,
it makes me glad I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.
And believe me I am
still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm
still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm
still alive.
While you're dying I'll be
still alive.
And when you're dead I will be
still alive
Still alive.
Still alive.