Too Many Rules

[PeggleFrank]

If you've ever played the game "Papers, please" this is quite like that. Or that other forum game where each post stated something that the player did.

Basically, for every post, you have to say something that the player does.

Example:

Post one: The player gathers wood
Post two: The player builds a shelter
Post three: The player makes wooden tools

However, it's much more than that. For every post you have to add a rule.

Example:

Post one: The player gathers wood. An admin tells him he may not grief.
Post two: The player builds a shelter. An admin tells him he may not starve.
Post three: The player gathers food so he won't be banned for starving. An admin tells him he may not swim.

This will ramp up over time to insane levels.

Example:

Post 69: The player crawls through his back door while holding the Holy Book of the Admin's Word (the bible but written by admins over time) and sacrifices his pet cat to smelt a piece of raw pork. An admin tells him he may not play in first person.

Good luck.

Also: If the player does get banned, then you should feel bad and go kill yourself for being an ignorant piece of crap who can't read the rule database the player will just appeal to the admin and join the server again.

Please go to the last page to look for rules that aren't in the rule book. I'm not going to stalk this thread 24/7 to instantly add rules. I'll add them daily.

RULE DATABASE:

Spoiler

Rule 1: No griefing
Rule 2: No using lava for power unless it's from a lava fabricator or magma crucible.
Rule 3: No repairing tools in a crafting table
Rule 4: No PVP
Rule 5: No using coal you gathered in the beginning to power generators
Rule 6: No playing on peaceful
Rule 7: No using gregtech (it is disabled)
Rule 8: No items that negate fall damage
Rule 9: No enchantments
Rule 10: No automated fishing or mining
Rule 11: No using Advanced Solar Panels (regular solar panels are allowed)
Rule 12: No sneaking (using shift to avoid falling off a ledge)
Rule 13: No doubling/tripling/quadrupling your ores with any mod besides factorization
Rule 14: No removing headgear (unless it is broken)
Rule 15: No nukes
Rule 16: No flying unless you are riding a pig on trail mix
Rule 17: No letting pigs get hurt
Rule 18: No using boats
Rule 19: No using soul shards to collect spawners
Rule 20: No teleportation
Rule 21: No taking gifts from other players without giving one back to them
Rule 22: No returning gifts to players without making the gifts slightly explosive
Rule 23: No Xeno's Reliquary weapons
Rule 24: No harming aquatic wildlife
Rule 25: No using Xycraft glass viewers
Rule 26: No using glass that can't be broken
Rule 27: No directly using mobile mining devices (A turtle may pick up a static mining device and move it elsewhere, but the turtle may not mine)
Rule 28: No posting without paying tribute.
Rule 29: No ore or resource doubling unless the player does it in the Nether on a platform of glass over a lake of lava.

For all intents and purposes, we can assume that this is a magical server that defies the laws of everything and somehow has every mod in the world already in it. So you can just assume that the server already has every mod already, excluding the terrible ones (dirt to diamonds mods). The mods can also be heavily outdated (zeppelin/EE2) and still be on the server, so don't worry about that.
So... let the games begin. I guess.

The player spawns and admires the wonderful seed that he has spawned in, giving him access to oil, water, lava, food, trees, stone... everything he can think of. He punches a tree and gets a crafting table.

An admin tells him he may not grief.

 

[ApSciLiara]

The player crafts a pickaxe from the rest of the wood and goes mining. An admin tells them that they may not use lava for power unless it's from a lava fabricator or magma crucible.

Sent from boobs (because why not?)

 

[PeggleFrank]

The player comes to the surface with a small amount of coal and some cobble. He makes a stone toolset and some torches.

An admin tells him he may not repair his tools in a crafting table.

 

[Lambert2191]

the players internet connection dies and he is unable to connect to the server

An admin laughs at his troubles.

 

[Eyamaz]

The player fixes his internet, logs in, and grabs his stone sword...

The admin tells the player they may not PvP.

 

[SatanicSanta]

The player sets up a basic IC2 Generator.

An admin tells him he may not use his coal from before to power it.

 

[Silent_007]

The player builds a furnace and uses some of the previously-punched trees to create some charcoal.
An admin tells him he may not play on Peaceful.

 

[SatanicSanta]

The player finally makes a GregTech Macerator

The admin tells him he may not use machines altered or created in any way by Greg

 

[Gus]

The player disables Gregtech.
An admin tells the player he can not use Long Fall Boots to negate fall damage.

 

[SatanicSanta]

Player makes diamond boots to enchant while he works up the materials to make quantum boots.

Admin says enchantments are not allowed. That is the only part of GT he approves of.

 

[PeggleFrank]

The player goes fishing, and catches enough fish to last him for a week in Minecraft.

An admin tells him he may not automate mining or fishing.

 

[Riuga]

When the player finds Iridium,

The admin tells them they can't make Advanced Solar Panel's Solar Panels

 

[PeggleFrank]

The player makes a small wooden shack on the surface above the iridium and makes a hellevator with water at the bottom to easily get to it when he has the correct pickaxe. He goes mining for diamonds and finds two, not enough for a diamond pickaxe. He explores the world around him.

An admin tells him he may not crouch (sneak)

 

[Riuga]

When the player finds Uranium

The admin tells them they can't make nukes

 

[Jess887cp]

Player makes Iron helmet and puts on.

Admin tells them that they may not remove headgear.

 

[Eyamaz]

The player begins branch mining at level 11 and returns with an inventory full of ore.

The admin says only factorization may be used for processing extra ores (macerator, pulverizer, etc. recipes for "ore doubling" are disabled.)

 

[PeggleFrank]

The player waits for 20 minutes while his iron dust mixes in with clay, horse droppings, and some wool for no apparent reason so he can get 3x the iron. After about 4 hours, he has a very large supply of resources.

An admin tells him he may not fly unless he drugs a pig with trail mix and rides it.

 

[the_j485]

The player tries doing exactly that.

An admin tells them that they must not let pigs get hurt.

 

[PeggleFrank]

The player flies by another player and asks him for some ender pearls. The other player gives him some and then once the player flies away high into the sky he chucks an ender pearl towards the ground. Three seconds later, the pig is in an unloaded chunk and in a stasis where he can't get hurt.

An admin tells him he may not use boats

 

[Riuga]

When the player finds a spawner

The admin tells them they can't right click them with a soul shard