You got to love English. Where you drive on a parkway, park in a driveway. You send CARgo by ship, and SHIPments by car/truck. Some troll throws a "s" in lisp, spells phonetic with a "ph" and makes abbreviation a long word. More than one goose are geese, yet more than one moose aren't meese. A house can go up in flames as it burns down. A smart ass and a dumb ass are basically the same thing. These are just the tip of the iceberg on some of English's absurdities.
Back in school, one of my favourite poems was one that made fun of English pronunciation, it was funny watching as we all took turns reading it out loud and messing up.
http://www.i18nguy.com/chaos.html
On a final note, I'm surprised that no one brought up that "alot" is not a word; it's two, "a lot," unless you mean "allot" as in you have exceeded your allotted time in reading a grammar thread. =P