The Quote Game!

[Someone Else 37]

8/10 wat? (yes, I've heard of Bugs Bunny)

"The seven year itch comes from fooling around during the fourth, fifth,
and sixth years."
--Anonymous fortune contributor, date unknown

 

[lenscas]

8/10 same reaction as you on my quote

“For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless. And then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match.”
- Bill Bryson

 

[Someone Else 37]

9/10 I like that.

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman
makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
-- Frost

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

9/10

"Well sir if you don't like our customer service you can call 1-800-Eat-A-Dick!"

-DBZ Abridged Nail

 

[Someone Else 37]

9/10

Where you stand depends on where you sit.
-- Rufus Miles, HEW

 

[Celestialphoenix]

9/10

The concrete is on fire!
The concrete is on fire!!!

-Eyewitness account of a chemical spill involving ClF3

 

[the_j485]

10/10

"That might stain the floor green... a lot."
My teacher as he burned ethanol with chlorophyll dissolved in it which someone had spilled on the floor. BLAZING GLORY!

 

[Funky Ghost]

8/10

"Well S**t! I must have put an ad out in the paper for idiots because there is no Fkn way this many of you showed up at once on accident!"

~ My D.S. Sgt Kelly 2 minutes after we disembarked the bus to boot camp.

 

[gold49]

9/10

"Open the window!"
"You intend to throw a desk out the window!?"

A teacher and classmate panicking as the teacher tried to somewhat safely get a burning desk (yes, the desk was on fire, and it was plastic. Long story) out of the room.

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

10/10

Wheatley: It's deciding which turrets to keep and which to toss. And it's using that master template right there as a template. Now if we pull out the template turret, it will shut down the entire production line. Right, hmm... I'm gonna have to hack the door. So that we can get at it. Technical, um... You'll need to turn around while I do it. Turn around. I'll only be a second, if you wouldn't mind.
[Chell turns around; a crashing sound is heard]
Wheatley: Done! Hacked!
[the glass in the top half of the door has been smashed]

 

[pizzawolf14]

9/10

"Influence is like a muscle. You never know how far it goes until you stretch it, and you never know how strong it is until you overuse it."
- Me in an old eighth grade speech I just found.