The first thing....

[ljfa]

Martini

 

[Someone Else 37]

"Shaken, not stirred."

(which, according to some other article, is not the best way to prepare those. Not that I'd know from personal experience or anything.)

 

[ljfa]

Singed from LoL

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Lolcats. (sorry... I've never played League of Legends )

"Shaken, not stirred."
(which, according to some other article, is not the best way to prepare those. Not that I'd know from personal experience or anything.)

Apparently so! From what I've read, it genuinely makes a difference to the flavour and experience of the drink whether you shake or stir it. I think there is something to do with getting oxygen into the drink, and also how much melting happens with the ice.

 

[lenscas]

ARGH!
I kind of like the idea of that language.

 

[Someone Else 37]

Aargh!

And after that, some combination of Brainfuck, Malbolge, INTERCAL, Emoticon, and LOLCODE.

 

[gold49]

Pirate's life for me

 

[Someone Else 37]

Jolly Roger

 

[WitherBlaster]

Johnny Depp.
"Crazy people don't realize they're crazy. I know I'm crazy, therefor I'm not crazy. Isn't that crazy?"

 

[Someone Else 37]

This.

 

[gold49]

Ninja:
Steven King

*shrugs in a "I have no idea" way*

Edit:
Cyanide and happiness, again

 

[Someone Else 37]

A Clockwork Orange

(I don't think Steven King wrote that. Somebody who's read some Steven King told me about it, though.)

 

[gold49]

Citrus

 

[WitherBlaster]

Lemon.
An anagram for 'melon'.

 

[gold49]

Cars

 

[Someone Else 37]

Your first line: lime
Your second line: internet spam == its permanent

Edit because ninja: A movie I saw a very long time ago.

 

[WitherBlaster]

A semi-inappropriate anagram.

Spoiler: Semi-inappropriate Anagram

Mother in law = Woman Hitler.

 

[Someone Else 37]

Lolz.

 

[WitherBlaster]

Deadlock: LoL vs. DOTA

 

[gold49]