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MrMonsterGuy18

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“That frog is eating butter?”
“No silly, it’s Ah ha, I have fooled you into eating the artificial substance that mimics the taste of butter, which comes from cows, commonly referred to as “I can’t believe it’s not butter!” Take that!
 
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GamerwithnoGame

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Food colouring.

I've just looked up a recipe, it sounds great actually - might have to give it a go. Also, you know what I meant by yellowcake, right?
 

GamerwithnoGame

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Smarties.

An experience you'd probably want to avoid IRL ;p though in point of fact, its not actually very radioactive, as these things go. Less so than uranium ore, because the ore contains the more radioactive decay products too.
 

GamerwithnoGame

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Dweeb.

Oh noooooo no no eating would be extraordinarily bad. It’s a heavy metal, and very toxic. Not as toxic as plutonium, but toxic.