The first thing....

[sgbros1]

*you see the tied up fox panicking*

 

[WitherBlaster]

I'm probably going to regret this, but...
*unties fox*

 

[sgbros1]

*a guy jumps out from nowhere and restrains you while unnoticed. The foxes drag your feet across the ground*

 

[WitherBlaster]

Yep, knew something like this would happen. Might as well just go along with it.

 

[sgbros1]

*they tie each limb of yours to a tree*
*the guy begins to slices your stomach with a knife*

 

[WitherBlaster]

<sarcasm> Ow, stop, that hurts. </sarcasm>

 

[sgbros1]

*a fox bites your mouth shut while another fox painfully cuts out your private regions*

 

[WitherBlaster]

(in my mind) All right, I'm done.
*explodes violently, killing the guy and the foxes*
*begins to reform*

 

[xTordX]

@sgbros1 Hope you didn't use Tyler as that guy. -.-

Also see? That's why i tried to kill it.

 

[WitherBlaster]

*finished reforming*
Why are people always trying to kill me?

 

[xTordX]

Don't ask me, that fox is more psychotic than I am.

 

[WitherBlaster]

Somehow I doubt that's possible...

 

[xTordX]

Trust me, it is. And I'm empowered by the devil. Figure.

 

[WitherBlaster]

I just had an idea. Maybe I'll put you in charge of the mind as well as the afterlife.
...on second thought, maybe that's not such a good idea...

 

[xTordX]

(I'll have a different char to represent the afterlife controller. Tyler is just a murderer.)
Heh. Me? In charge of mind? Yeah...no. I only kill who deserves to die. And these are already enough.

 

[WitherBlaster]

(Ok. Changing characters to: WitherBlaster)
(Also, let's pretend those last few lines didn't happen.)
The devil? That's...kinda cool, actually. How'd that happen?

 

[xTordX]

(another side-note; The devil will turn out to be the necromancer ((secretary of afterlife)) in the finished story)

Not even I know for sure. It was a veeery long time ago. What I know is... I'm dead! *grins*

 

[WitherBlaster]

...wait, are you trying to creep me out?

 

[xTordX]

Depends. You consider immortality creepy?
*My bang moves enough that you see the demonic eye for a couple seconds*

 

[WitherBlaster]

No, but immortality isn't the same as being dead. In fact, they're almost opposites of each other.