The first thing....

[pizzawolf14]

Assuming this translated correctly (which likely it did not) it says "are you angry?".
I'm not if you are asking me that question.

U mad?

Most accurate translation.

 

[gold49]

You mad bro?

 

[lenscas]

u ma br0

 

[pizzawolf14]

Long-lost siblings.

 

[xTordX]

U mah bro m8! U r mah bro!

 

[gold49]

Er ma gerd!

 

[lenscas]

bad English=bad

 

[gold49]

Grammer

The er is intentional

 

[pizzawolf14]

Grammar

 

[jordsta95]

Grammar

Ninjawolf14 strikes again

 

[gold49]

Britain

Still works

 

[lenscas]

grammatica

#blameTheDutch

edit and ninjad >_>

English

 

[xTordX]

DEUTCHLAND!

 

[gold49]

Flying Dutchman

 

[xTordX]

Something which sounds familiar but I can't remember where from.

 

[lenscas]

you must be joking right?
https://www.google.nl/search?q=Flyi...alsAHtu6SoCQ&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1680&bih=913

 

[xTordX]

YUP. REMEMBERED (thanks Lens)

Yarr ne mateys, shiver me timbers!

 

[pizzawolf14]

My tico cutlass. I always name it cheesy pirate lines

 

[xTordX]

Ooh nice!

"This is my rifle! There are many like it, but this one is mine! The rifle is nothing without me. I am nothing without my rifle."

 

[ljfa]

'Murica