Ooh, the Empress about to die is leverage...
Anywho, me being what I am, I can...
Make people immortals!
Tada!
Of course I won't actually use it unless you really really really want your wife to not die...
Sheesh, I really, really want to link to some of my backstory papers right now...
1. It's made from Imperial Tech. Remember how I said that I created the gene thousands of years earlier?
2. I'm not off in an alternate dimension. All the universes are in the same multiverse. I'm also in the Solar System at the moment. The Emperor can cut existence into pieces, I can bend it.
3. Yay!
4. You are right, but then how would the part of the story in which we save the entire multiverse from imploding come to pass? If we save the entire Multiverse from imploding, the Emperor will regard Humans with a bit (a lot) more significance.
5. Kept what simple?
Technician 1. It used to be that way, when I thought humans were insignificant. It's now plants.
And the Ray Sphere is in my hands, on Earth. Or at least in my pocket. I can shrink it and fit it into the palm of my hand.
I could also store it in a pocket dimension.
And the Ray Sphere currently does not take Human Energy.
I specifically modified it only to take plant energy.
OOC: I am extremely confused by all of this. It's like Neon Genesis Evangelion's ending all over again.
Ooh, the Empress about to die is leverage...
Anywho, me being what I am, I can...
Make people immortals!
Tada!
Of course I won't actually use it unless you really really really want your wife to not die...
No. Just no. You are not the Alpha deity, or whatever the position is called. You don't see me being an indestructible self-replicating mass, do you?
OOC:
SO now that I'm born augmented, what does that entail other than my powers?
OOC: So the people in the Bible were augmented? Methuselah must've screwed up some people. "Hey guys, welcome to the party actually I'm kidding time to die b*tch"
OOC: So the people in the Bible were augmented? Methuselah must've screwed up some people. "Hey guys, welcome to the party actually I'm kidding time to die b*tch"
OOC: I just thought of the ending!
J is a demon who cuts me into 666 pieces, a ghost (that doctor I forgot the name) comes out of Bella's boobs, Sev gets killed and revived - again and Ex performs a Flat What.
Bonus points if you get the reference (Jess surely will).
Don't open this Whizz. It'll piss you off.
Methuselah stood outside his house thinking of all the things he accomplish with his new powers. He could take over the entire planet, yet he was content with sitting in rocking chairs with his wife. "What is wrong with me?" He thought. "With all this power there must be something I could do to change the world."
Yet he could think of nothing, and so he sat contentedly with his wife rocking in their chairs and talking about life. Days passed. Then months, then years. He was happy... until his wife died.
Then he remembered how much she had hated King Herod and all the horrible things he had done. So he went to the palace and told them that he had dire news involving the resurrection of Jesus. Of course they believed him. Herod was enraged that he had killed Jesus only to have him be resurrected by god. This was a sign of his failure and he was desperate to prove it wrong.
Methuselah waited at his table, and when Herod came they began eating and talking.
"You know Herod, I quite admire how you captured Jesus. It was very clever using one of his own against him. I bet he never saw it coming."
"Let's cut to the chase peasant, how much do you want?"
"I want nothing from you, you disgusting rat!"
"How dare you speak to your king in such a fashion! Guards!"
As the guards carried him away, Methuselah shouted one last thing.
"You will die from the poison I placed in your soup. You will finally get what you deserve you filthy dog!"
Three days later, both Methuselah and Herod died from the venom of a Cobra that no longer existed. They were both remembered in history, but for quite different reasons.
Not exactly biblically accurate, but it works. Again Whiz. Don't read, it'll piss you off and you know it.
I liked that.
Day 120
Thank god for speech to text translators or I would never get this written down. Right now me and the doc are running from some weeping angel statue thing. The doc says that we have to kill it to escape from this pocket dimension. The only problem? We don't know how to kill it. And we're running out of time. The pocket dimension is starting to collapse in upon itself and if it collapses completely, me and Dr. Bright will collapse with it. If I die, tell Whiz... he really sucks at making grilled cheese. And tell GPuzzle to stop writing his own fanfic.
Whiz probably wouldn't.
Edit: And yes Liara, I have embraced your idea
It makes sense in context (read: Panty & Stocking reference).That ending sucks. And the doctor is Dr.Bright. He loves fried chicken. And why is he in my boobs?
I agree.
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