SCP Foundation, much?
Ignore that, nothing of consequence is behind it
The Constant Struggle Against the Spam Bots
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SCP Foundation, much?
Ignore that, nothing of consequence is behind it
OOC: The Spambots went back in time and Broke things. Whizz/Spirit is supposed to be going back with his team of Conduits and fixing the Breaks, but he's trying to convince me he's an Imperial instead of FIXING shit.
Techno is spying on everyone.
Jess likes playing with his laptop far too much.
Morgs hasn't done a whole lot lately, but Techno made a super-jet for her.
Bella is a girl, but she's having trouble getting used to her new body.
Ex is charging his Bridge, which should be charged by now, I think.
GPuzzle is confused.
I'm hanging out with a Carrier and Imperial One waiting for everyone else to send the spambots into my open, loving arms. That's His Majesty's English for, I'm going to kill every last spambot and make them feel bad about it every moment that they're dying.
Techno is spying on everyone.
Jess likes playing with his laptop far too much.
Morgs hasn't done a whole lot lately, but Techno made a super-jet for her.
Bella is a girl, but she's having trouble getting used to her new body.
Ex is charging his Bridge, which should be charged by now, I think.
GPuzzle is confused.
I'm hanging out with a Carrier and Imperial One waiting for everyone else to send the spambots into my open, loving arms. That's His Majesty's English for, I'm going to kill every last spambot and make them feel bad about it every moment that they're dying.
And I'm back.
[BEGIN TRANSMISSION]
We all hold hands and I activate the Infinity Ring.
We appear in 15th century England, just a week before the supposed birth of Henry.
We will need to sneak into the palace tomorrow night and find the Cook.
[END TRANSMISSION]
OOC: Umm...
Bella...
Just so you know...
I'm not actually descended from anything.
At all.
Got it?
So don't touch my backstory.
Thanks![DOUBLEPOST=1373412571][/DOUBLEPOST]
Actually, all our talk took place in the course of no time at all.
I'm "home" and back in 1493.
[BEGIN TRANSMISSION]
We all hold hands and I activate the Infinity Ring.
We appear in 15th century England, just a week before the supposed birth of Henry.
We will need to sneak into the palace tomorrow night and find the Cook.
[END TRANSMISSION]
OOC: Umm...
Bella...
Just so you know...
I'm not actually descended from anything.
At all.
Got it?
So don't touch my backstory.
Thanks![DOUBLEPOST=1373412571][/DOUBLEPOST]
Actually, all our talk took place in the course of no time at all.
I'm "home" and back in 1493.
I didn't, it's an elaboration on the backstory you posted earlier. I thought you said you became a conduit by birth? Doesn't that mean you're descended from someone?
I consider this an awesome coincidence, but you gave me a sick twisted idea. Muahahahahahahaha.
Remember, Bella also took a nap and woke up somewhere that everyone has disappeared from
Don't worry, it's nothing too bad. But now that you mention it, it does fit. Insane... obsessed with jewels... a doctor... but isn't he trapped in a monkey's body? I think that's where the similarities end
Don't worry, if you delete it, we can't yell at you for it.
Don't worry, it's nothing too bad. But now that you mention it, it does fit. Insane... obsessed with jewels... a doctor... but isn't he trapped in a monkey's body? I think that's where the similarities end
Not necessarily...
Well I suppose he could have been killed as a monkey and then reincarnated... I'll have to think about this one.
Now i'm the one confused. Now it's my turn to confuse people.
Day OVER NINE THOUSAND DAYS IN CANADA I CAN"T TAKE IT NO MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GPuzzle got raped by a chicken and my boob grass started growing.
GPuzzle got raped by a chicken and my boob grass started growing.
That was not cannon for anyone confuzzled.
So can we go back to 1493 now?
[BEGIN TRANSMISSION]
We find an inn and stay for the night.
The next day, we sneak into the Castle where they are all preparing for a Dinner Party.
Here's my plan:
One of us will disguise themselves as a cook and ask the king to come into the kitchen when the cook is about to put the drug in the queen's food.
When the King walks up to the cook in question, he will see the cook pouring the drug into the food.
The rest will work itself out.
Now, who is going to do lead the King?
[END TRANSMISSION]
[BEGIN TRANSMISSION]
We find an inn and stay for the night.
The next day, we sneak into the Castle where they are all preparing for a Dinner Party.
Here's my plan:
One of us will disguise themselves as a cook and ask the king to come into the kitchen when the cook is about to put the drug in the queen's food.
When the King walks up to the cook in question, he will see the cook pouring the drug into the food.
The rest will work itself out.
Now, who is going to do lead the King?
[END TRANSMISSION]
[TRANSMISSION START]
I'll do it, what do we have in terms of security and disguises?
[TRANSMISSION END]
[BEGIN TRANSMISSION]
I always come prepared.
I've got a cook outfit that matches how it looked like in the 15th century.
I've got one for every person just in case, actually.
Here you go.
The cook is going to get to the queen's food in 15 minutes.
Do your work.
[END TRANSMISSION]
I always come prepared.
I've got a cook outfit that matches how it looked like in the 15th century.
I've got one for every person just in case, actually.
Here you go.
The cook is going to get to the queen's food in 15 minutes.
Do your work.
[END TRANSMISSION]
[TRANSMISSION START]
Any type of drug in particular, because all I have is cocaine...
Also, I'm guessing I'll have to leave all signs of the future behind. Meaning escape is difficult. Do I get an extraction team, or do I just have to rough it back to base?
[TRANSMISSION END]
Any type of drug in particular, because all I have is cocaine...
Also, I'm guessing I'll have to leave all signs of the future behind. Meaning escape is difficult. Do I get an extraction team, or do I just have to rough it back to base?
[TRANSMISSION END]
[BEGIN TRANSMISSION]
Wait what?
You need to lead the king to the cook so that the King can see what the cook is doing and arrest him!
That's all you do.
Just tell him that the cook doesn't know which food the King wants.
Lead him to the cook.
Quickly!
[END TRANSMISSION]
Wait what?
You need to lead the king to the cook so that the King can see what the cook is doing and arrest him!
That's all you do.
Just tell him that the cook doesn't know which food the King wants.
Lead him to the cook.
Quickly!
[END TRANSMISSION]
[TRANSMISSION START]
Damn, I thought I was the cook. I was in the kitchen with cocaine and everything. The other cook is looking at me funny whenever I mutter at the communicator, and he has a tiny bottle of something in his hand.
...I'll go grab the king.
The darn guy is sending his steward to deal with it, he won't go in the "lowly kitchens," what do I do?
[TRANSMISSION END]
Damn, I thought I was the cook. I was in the kitchen with cocaine and everything. The other cook is looking at me funny whenever I mutter at the communicator, and he has a tiny bottle of something in his hand.
...I'll go grab the king.
The darn guy is sending his steward to deal with it, he won't go in the "lowly kitchens," what do I do?
[TRANSMISSION END]
[BEGIN TRANSMISSION]
Tell him that the cook asks that the King come because otherwise he won't really know what he likes.
[END TRANSMISSION]
OOC: Make it so that the king actually comes this time.
Tell him that the cook asks that the King come because otherwise he won't really know what he likes.
[END TRANSMISSION]
OOC: Make it so that the king actually comes this time.
Day 107
I've gained access to whizz's room. I found his laptop which has the language translation software on it. Dr. Bright's condition has improved, and he's started eating again. Hopefully he'll start talking again in a week or so. Maybe he'll know where everyone went.