Strange/Useless powers.
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Oh my fucking Goddess you're at it again. I've had enough of the suicide "jokes".
I''ve got a strange but extremely useful power. i can spawn a sock from out of nowhere that appears directly in Randomguy404's mouth!
Good job. I like your good idea! But I just take it out. Anyway it's never going to happen...
The power to do nothing at all.
The power to make a container carrying 2 tons of soy beans appear over 404's head.
No, wait, that's useful.
And Lia, I know that suicide is a bad thing, but you're the one that's been pissed off the most with suicide "jokes". I know this may sound kinda cliché, but I want to know what makes you so sad/pissed off. You're my friend, and I can't leave a friend suffering in silence.
No, wait, that's useful.
And Lia, I know that suicide is a bad thing, but you're the one that's been pissed off the most with suicide "jokes". I know this may sound kinda cliché, but I want to know what makes you so sad/pissed off. You're my friend, and I can't leave a friend suffering in silence.
People making jokes about something that doesn't need joked about! Simple as that.
Also, the power to go to sleep two Planck units of time earlier each night.
Sent from boobs (because why not?)
The power to talk to squirrels...
Wait, Squirrel Girl is the most powerful being in the universe. Nevermind.
Wait, Squirrel Girl is the most powerful being in the universe. Nevermind.
The power to continue a debate for eternity, until the other person drops dead and leaves you in claim of winning the debate.
The power to generate horseradish from the area between your middle and index finger.
The power to find a jellybean exactly 1 week after it has been lost under some item of furniture.