Strange/Useless powers.

[keybounce]

The ability to be banned from the minecraft forums for a curse .

(Side note the first: Curse is the company that runs the forums. Did your language mention which kind of curse you were referring to?)

(Side note the second: They give 3-day posting bans, not full bans.)

(Side note the third: I got an infraction point; someone else got the 3-day ban. Both for language. They are not consistent for the same offense).

 

[dragon_fang101]

The power to be a beta tester, but only when the pack is out of beta

 

[Jess887cp]

The ability to buy humble bundles, but not play any of the games

Oh wait.

 

[Someone Else 37]

The ability to use the bathroom in a discreet and sanitary way without having to physically be in a bathroom.

This forum game's about strange OR useless powers, right?

 

[xTordX]

Yup.

The power to heal completely after dying, but still be dead.

 

[lenscas]

The ability to get bored

 

[Someone Else 37]

Yup.

The power to heal completely after dying, but still be dead.

So basically you're a zombie. Got it.

 

[keybounce]

Or ... you might be Milo from Harry Potter and the Natural 20.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8096183/1/Harry-Potter-and-the-Natural-20

 

[xTordX]

Or just die because of a horrible accident, and after you die you heal completely but it doesn't matter -_-

 

[lenscas]

so...if you get spliced in half and one part is shot to the moon before you heal, what happens?

 

[Celestialphoenix]

Your left is on Earth, and the right on the moon. Both halves are still connected.

 

[keybounce]

Naah, heal completely means your body is restored/intact. Whichever one is your "body" and not your "parts".

But still dead is ... whose has the horcrux and the resurrection ritual?

 

[xTordX]

Wow i did not expect a "simplistic" power from my pov to be so complicated to understand

 

[playerismc]

The power to just say a random letter, no one expects

 

[keybounce]

"a random letter"

No one expected that.

 

[Lethosos]

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

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[keybounce]

The power to dismiss the spanish inquisition

 

[eeffoc]

The ability to do awesome stuff, but only when nobody sees and when it doesn't matter.

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[TheEpic5]

the ability to explode

 

[Celestialphoenix]

The ability to scramble dragon eggs.