Strange/Useless powers.

[Lethosos]

Sorta like how most sharks can't pump water past their gills naturally, so they have to continually swim to breathe.

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[Someone Else 37]

Strange superpower? The ability to not get wet in the rain. Would've been useful to me today...

 

[darthwesix]

the ability to wean you touch something electronic to suck its energy and fart it out

 

[Lethosos]

The ability to make everyone's underwear chafe uncomfortably.

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[keybounce]

Strange super power:

The ability to speak to members of the opposite sex. political party.

 

[sgbros1]

What if I'm an independent?

 

[keybounce]

That's still the opposite party

 

[eeffoc]

The ability to kill a thread by referencing H. P. Lovecraft.

 

[eeffoc]

And i did it... again.

 

[xTordX]

The ability to hate this thread

 

[Jess887cp]

The ability to love this trhead.

 

[keybounce]

The ability to read this thread, and no other.

(That's a strange, and/or, useless power, yes?)

 

[Someone Else 37]

The ability to read every thread except this one. At once.

 

[Lethosos]

The ability to make sweet, sweet sensual love to this thread...




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[Someone Else 37]

The ability to banish people from threads. Temporarily, of course.

 

[sgbros1]

The ability to banish people from threads. Temporarily, of course.

That's called the Ban game.

 

[playerismc]

The ability to combine stupid with stupid

 

[lenscas]

the ability to keep up with new posts in a dead thread

 

[Someone Else 37]

The ability to create/find and post various gifs berating people who necro threads without drawing the ire of the moderators.

 

[Jess887cp]

The ability to get banned for necroing a forum game thread.