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[Someone Else 37]

If you targeted a creature I control other than Stuffy Doll, I find myself forced to let it die. However, it was probably an easily-replaced artifact creature, so no big loss.

The person below gets some scrap metal.

 

[lenscas]

I use the scrap metal to make more phyrexia creatures

the person below me gets a horde of phyrexians

 

[Someone Else 37]

I cast Entangler on Stuffy Doll, and have it block all of them.

The person below me gets a whole lot of damage.

 

[lenscas]

as I have 0 life now together with a phyrexian unlife on the battle field I cast Repay in Kind to win the game

gets a lost game
and yes I once made a deck that used this combo

 

[Someone Else 37]

That's pretty good, actually. Well done.

If it weren't for the Platinum Angel on my side of the battlefield sporting a Darksteel Plate, that is.

The person below gets a stalemate.

 

[lenscas]

luckily I have Dack Fayden on my side

the person below has again a lost game

 

[Someone Else 37]

Did I mention my Platinum Angel was wearing a pair of Swiftfoot Boots? I didn't, did I... huh.

The person below gets a stalemate, once again.

 

[lenscas]

*cough*Decree of Annihilation *cough*
another lost game

 

[Someone Else 37]

That's a sorcery. Between when your infinite-damage combo finishes resolving and when you're able to cast it, I poof your Phyrexian Unlife out of the time stream, causing you to die from your zero life. Assuming, of course, that Teferi's here helping me mess with time.

The person below me gets a lost game.

 

[lenscas]

I respond with silence

the person below gets a lost game

how much mana do we have? Like seriously.

 

[Someone Else 37]

Loyalty abilities aren't spells, so my -3 on your Unlife is unaffected by your Silence.

The person below gets a lost game.

 

[lenscas]

you can't use Loyalty abilities on my turn >_> also quicken + Decree of Annihilation in response

edit person below gets a lost game

 

[Someone Else 37]

You forgot the bit about Teferi. His emblem allows Planeswalkers, such as myself, to use loyalty abilities as instants. Including during your turn.

I have Teferi respond by summoning another Platinum Angel and throwing an Oblivion Ring at it. The world explodes, leaving nothing but you, me, and the angel.

The person below gets a lost game.

 

[lenscas]

I transform my self and you to a creature because super trick
I make sure goes off Living Death after I died

person below gets wtf how?

 

[Someone Else 37]

I call you out for cheating and claim victory.

The person below gets defeat.

 

[lenscas]

*yells I will be* laughs as it is all part of the master plan

gets a handshake for good game

 

[Someone Else 37]

I return the handshake while wearing an oil-resistant glove because good game, indeed.

The person below gets the Mycosynth Lattice that I now realize I should've gotten Teferi to summon alongside the backup Platinum Angel and Oblivion Ring (which, in retrospect, should've been the slightly faster Banishing Light), since Decree of Annihilation doesn't actually affect enchantments. With the Lattice, both my Ring and Lens's Unlife would become artifacts, ready to be annihilated.

 

[RJS]

I...have no idea what to do with it, so I do a card trick and make it disappear. The person below me finds it in their pockets, but sparklier.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

I murder that son of a bitch in cold blood because I don't feel like going back a page.

The person below get whatever is left.

 

[lenscas]

I use the remains together with my knowledge of dark magic to make a Bog Raider

person below me gets an unexpected encounter with it