Really stupid things that people have said about Modded MC(Off topicness makes moderators tired)

[1M Industries]

http://esolangs.org/wiki/LOLCODE
There is also
http://esolangs.org/wiki/Emoticon

To my C++ and Matlab loving eyes, those are abominations. KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!!

 

[trajing]

To my C++ and Matlab loving eyes, those are abominations. KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!!

words = %w{ ruby is amazing }
words.each { |word| print "#{word} " }
print "\n"

 

[1SDAN]

Anyway, someone once told me their ideas about how Mojang manages to remove Herobrine from every major version of vanilla MC. It was long enough ago that I don't remember much of it, but it had something to do with Notch/Jeb/whoever going into the game and defeating the Ender dragon.

He's been watching way too much television

 

[Strikingwolf]

To my C++ and Matlab loving eyes, those are abominations. KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!!

I like LISP :3

 

[CoolSquid]

<404_UserNotFound> Kick minecraft for laser block.
<bl4ckscor3> Can you describe what happens in more detail, please?
<404_UserNotFound> Colock the block laser and kick minecraft
<bl4ckscor3> Do you have anything in your hand when you click it? Do you rightclick or leftclick it?
<404_UserNotFound> Use TMI And Give Laser Block
<404_UserNotFound> * Laser Alone No Block
<bl4ckscor3> The red laser?
<404_UserNotFound> Yes
<bl4ckscor3> Do you have anything in your hand when clicking?
<404_UserNotFound> Yes
<bl4ckscor3> What?
<404_UserNotFound> No need more help
<404_UserNotFound> no more bug one fail

 

[1SDAN]

Probably not a native english speaker... hopefully

 

[Reika]

Probably not a native english speaker... hopefully

It is the same username as yesterday's "Plugins=Mob Spawning=Bukkit, you don't know anything", user, so no, just a moron.

 

[CoolSquid]

It is the same username as yesterday's "Plugins=Mob Spawning=Bukkit, you don't know anything", user, so no, just a moron.

It's my new username replacement.

 

[Celestialphoenix]

Non-native English speakers normally put a bit of effort into their written English. (or constantly apologise for their near-perfect mastery of the language)

 

[CoolSquid]

Non-native English speakers normally put a bit of effort into their written English. (or constantly apologise for their near-perfect mastery of the language)

Not always. English is starting to get natural for me.

 

[ChJees]

You know your English is good when your mother language start suffering.

 

[Reika]

their near-perfect mastery of the language)

Last time I said this, it started an argument...

 

[ljfa]

You know your English is not as good as you thought when you occasionally don't know how to pronounce a word, or when you mix BE with AE

 

[Reika]

You know your English is not as good as you thought when you occasionally don't know how to pronounce a word, or when you mix BE with AE

"As you can see from the plotted data, the characteristic velocity is well in excess of those of comparable designs, meaning that this approach offers potentially novel applications in fields such as attaining geosyn- geosynchr- geosy- god, my English sucks".

 

[gold49]

You know your English is not as good as you thought when you occasionally don't know how to pronounce a word, or when you mix BE with AE

I'm a native speaker and sometimes my mouth makes random noises for words I know perfectly well

 

[Celestialphoenix]

"As you can see from the plotted data, the characteristic velocity is well in excess of those of comparable designs, meaning that this approach offers potentially novel applications in fields such as attaining geosyn- geosynchr- geosy- god, my English sucks"

Don't ever ask me to say 'statistics'.
(I'm oddly fine with plagioclase or phanerocrystalline et al, but theres a couple that I just cannot pronounce)

 

[Jnelso99]

I'm from central Illinois - I pronounce it "suhtistics", along with "warsh" and "libary".

 

[trajing]

I'm from central Illinois - I pronounce it "suhtistics", along with "warsh" and "libary".

TIL that people from central IL sound nothing like people up here near Chicago.

 

[WitherBlaster]

I'm a native speaker and sometimes my mouth makes random noises for words I know perfectly well

I think this happens to everyone occasionally. It's especially funny when they pronounce a bunch of complicated 5+ syllable words, then they mess up on something with 2-3 syllables that any 4-year-old could pronounce.
"Thus, if you apply the theoretical phenomenon of accelerated astronomical entities, then thi- tha- thu- the. Blah! Can't talk today."

 

[Reika]

I think this happens to everyone occasionally. It's especially funny when they pronounce a bunch of complicated 5+ syllable words, then they mess up on something with 2-3 syllables that any 4-year-old could pronounce.
"Thus, if you apply the theoretical phenomenon of accelerated astronomical entities, then thi- tha- thu- the. Blah! Can't talk today."

I have this problem continuously, mainly because my clumsiness (which is "punch self in face when trying to put fork in mouth" level) includes my tongue.