I am the Medium.
To Whom It May Concern:
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one party to rabidly set their fangs (be they canine, vampiric or otherwise) within another, let the first party be executed as quickly and inhumanely as possible. Possibly by throwing possessed bagels at them. That could work.
Final Addresses:
ljfa: I hope you aren't hungry.
SpwnX: Keep on smiling. Also, [REDACTED].
coolsquid, dylanpiera, Fraction2, and playerismc: See you soon!!
goraea, 016Nojr, Strikingwolf, and RJS: See you less soon!!
Vikestep, trajing, HeilMewTwo, and Sorazodia: I'm making it quite clear that this sentence is in no way arbitrary by putting words here. Whether you believe me or not, and actually act upon this fatal information, could be your downfall. ha-ku-na ma-ta-ta-ta-ta
Pyure and Shazam08: We need more comics. Pray, be forthcoming.
Exedra: IDK who you are, but get out of my house.
xTordX and pc_assassin: Stahp. You know what I mean...
Oh yes: I hereby bequeath my virtual, intangible possessions to nobody. Interpret that how you will.
Signed on this forthwith day of Last Seed: {An unpronounceable name is scribbled here. It seems to begin with an "E".}