Looking for Bee Jokes/Puns

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BeastFeeder

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Mind your own beeswax.

There's no place like comb.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
both are delicious
Now I want honey

Is that your stinger or are you just happy to see me?
 

Yuka

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Rather a sign in front of a chest saying "What's in the box?", another one on top of the chest saying "None of YOUR beeswax."
(Chest is full of Beeswax)

What?
Oh come on, that joke was Bee-autiful! :p

(Also on a side note:
Violets are blue,

Violets are violet. >_<
People really need to change that lazy/ outdated rhyme to Bluebells or something. :p)
 
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TaniaBaildon

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All these puns are giving me Hives!
It is painful to see us all bumbleing along, no one pollen their full weight.
I could wax on forever, like a beeswax candle in the wind.
You could always lable a chest full of gold chestplates as 'Yellow Jackets." :)
Honey, bee nice and comb my hair for me? Into a nice BeeHive hairdo?
Always remember to conb your hair and wasp your face...
These puns drip from my mind like warm honey on a sunny day...
(And now you know what my family puts up with (and contributes to) every day.) :)
 

eculc

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You can't bee serious. what possible purpose could there bee for all these horrible puns?
 

jumpfight5

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Why did the beekeeper cross his bees
with glow worms?

So his bees could work in the dark.
From that bee website, add a few TF glowworms to your base nearby a sign that says this :p
 

jumpfight5

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Hive sweet hive?
Home is where the hive is?

I'm too cool! I can't get lame enough for these puns, unless I said "Danger: Beeware".
 

keynah

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Don't forget to Bee good to your neighbors,
and invite them over for some honey and bee... I mean Tea... awkward... Im just going to stop typi...
 

Norfgarb

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Ok guys, got started adding your suggestions to my bee house. I've uploaded a couple of pics here http://imgur.com/a/pYjoC#0

If I haven't used yours yet chances are I just don't have a spot for it yet.
Still wants to put heaps more up on the walls so if you still have some you want to give me please post them.(I'm sure you guys are still keeping your most horrible jokes for your own games :p)
 

Hydra

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I would probably be laughing my ass off if I found that in someone's base :D