Looking for Bee Jokes/Puns
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That cannot be Lambert, as he isn't wearing a suit. The face is close, though!
And here is a list of fairly horrible bee jokes: http://www.honeytasmania.com/honey-bees/honeybee-jokes
Haha cheers, there are some really terrible ones there which i think I'll bee using.
I also really liked some of the others some of you guys have suggested so far, so it's looking good. Hopefully we can come up with enough to make this bee house painfully lame.
Mind your own beeswax.
There's no place like comb.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
both are delicious
Now I want honey
Is that your stinger or are you just happy to see me?
There's no place like comb.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
both are delicious
Now I want honey
Is that your stinger or are you just happy to see me?
^
Rather a sign in front of a chest saying "What's in the box?", another one on top of the chest saying "None of YOUR beeswax."
(Chest is full of Beeswax)
What?
Oh come on, that joke was Bee-autiful!
(Also on a side note:
Violets are violet. >_<
People really need to change that lazy/ outdated rhyme to Bluebells or something.)
Rather a sign in front of a chest saying "What's in the box?", another one on top of the chest saying "None of YOUR beeswax."
(Chest is full of Beeswax)
What?
Oh come on, that joke was Bee-autiful!
(Also on a side note:
Violets are violet. >_<
People really need to change that lazy/ outdated rhyme to Bluebells or something.
)All these puns are giving me Hives!
It is painful to see us all bumbleing along, no one pollen their full weight.
I could wax on forever, like a beeswax candle in the wind.
You could always lable a chest full of gold chestplates as 'Yellow Jackets."
Honey, bee nice and comb my hair for me? Into a nice BeeHive hairdo?
Always remember to conb your hair and wasp your face...
These puns drip from my mind like warm honey on a sunny day...
(And now you know what my family puts up with (and contributes to) every day.)
It is painful to see us all bumbleing along, no one pollen their full weight.
I could wax on forever, like a beeswax candle in the wind.
You could always lable a chest full of gold chestplates as 'Yellow Jackets."
Honey, bee nice and comb my hair for me? Into a nice BeeHive hairdo?
Always remember to conb your hair and wasp your face...
These puns drip from my mind like warm honey on a sunny day...
(And now you know what my family puts up with (and contributes to) every day.)
Why did the beekeeper cross his bees
with glow worms?
So his bees could work in the dark.
From that bee website, add a few TF glowworms to your base nearby a sign that says this
with glow worms?
So his bees could work in the dark.
From that bee website, add a few TF glowworms to your base nearby a sign that says this
Hive sweet hive?
Home is where the hive is?
I'm too cool! I can't get lame enough for these puns, unless I said "Danger: Beeware".
Home is where the hive is?
I'm too cool! I can't get lame enough for these puns, unless I said "Danger: Beeware".
Ok guys, got started adding your suggestions to my bee house. I've uploaded a couple of pics here http://imgur.com/a/pYjoC#0
If I haven't used yours yet chances are I just don't have a spot for it yet.
Still wants to put heaps more up on the walls so if you still have some you want to give me please post them.(I'm sure you guys are still keeping your most horrible jokes for your own games)
If I haven't used yours yet chances are I just don't have a spot for it yet.
Still wants to put heaps more up on the walls so if you still have some you want to give me please post them.(I'm sure you guys are still keeping your most horrible jokes for your own games
)
Had alook at your pictures, I tell you they are (Warning puns adhead!) beeautiful/beewildering/ beedazzling/ beeriliant
Not sure if the last one works too well, but hey, as someone said before, what will bee will bee