I hate that!

[mathjazz]

Could you image how bad surreality shows would be? Like, Survivor, but in M. C. Escher world, or Jersey Shore in that place with the melting clocks? At least those don't exist.

I hate that the heating/AC for my apartment does not work, but my roommates try to use it anyway.

 

[GPuzzle]

Hey, what if you payed a fuckton for that but nobody used it? That'd be worse.

And I like the idea of Survivor in an M.C. Escher world. Sounds fun.

I hate the fact that I can't wake up early in the morning.

 

[Jess887cp]

You don't have to endure the early morning rays of pain!

I hate early morning rays of pain.

 

[EternalDensity]

Well if there were no rays it would be eternal night and we'd all freeze. So it's good the sun does come up when it does.

I hate that Time ended.

 

[PeggleFrank]

This time certainly hasn't.



I hate metaphors.

 

[EternalDensity]

But a metaphor can be the icing on a cake which wouldn't have been so good without the icing, on a day when you really want to eat some cake and have friends to share the cake with and... where was I going with this?

I hate it when there's many hundreds of comments on a G+ post and most of them mean about the same as pressing the +1 button.

 

[ApSciLiara]

But every time some idiot makes a pointless comment like that, an Anti-Spam Unit recruit gets their uniform!

I hate being tired.

 

[EternalDensity]

If you didn't get tired you'd keep doing stuff until you collapsed. Listen to your body!

I hate how perfectly innocent comments turn out sounding creepy.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Perfectly innocent comments being taken dirtily is the funniest thing ever!

I hate not being able to play video games with my friends (Y U NO ABLE TO PLAY BORDERLANDS 2 WITH ME, EMILY. YYYYYYYYYY)

 

[EternalDensity]

At least you get to make new friends with people who can play.

I hate headaches.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Headaches go away easily. At least you don't have a migraine or a brain injury.

I hate wanting to ask somebody their age, but not wanting to because it would sound infinitely creepy.

 

[fergcraft]

whats life without a little mystery

I hate adults who act like teenagers in high school

 

[PeggleFrank]

At least you don't have teenagers trying to act like adults, and trying to act mature just so that they can be better than everyone else. People with true maturity easily surpass them, though, and gain much more respect.

I hate duplicate threads.

 

[mathjazz]

At least that means there is a thread. Rest in peace No Topic Thread.

whats life without a little mystery

I hate adults who act like teenagers in high school

I hate not knowing if fergcraft is referring to me in this.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Wondering just makes you feel all the better when he tells you that he isn't referring to you.

And if he says he is referring to you... there's nothing optimistic that can come out of that, sorry.



I hate how I go to sleep at 7 AM and wake up at 10 PM. I never get to see the light of day.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Nighttime is better than daytime, anyway!

I hate not knowing what to write.

Sent from boobs (because why not?)

 

[PeggleFrank]

If you're wondering what to write, that means you're filtering out bad ideas unconsciously, and it's just making what you're about to write all the better, for when you finally get a good idea.



I hate going to the store, realizing that you didn't need to go to the store, and then trying to make yourself not look stupid by randomly picking up fruits and examining them, only to leave with an empty cart and no benefit.

 

[Jess887cp]

At least you got to examine fruits an all of their beautiful fruityness.

I hate sleeping.

 

[mathjazz]

At least we only have to sleep for a third of the day, instead of for half or two thirds of the day.

I hate that I do not know who your new avatar is, Jess887cp.

 

[Jess887cp]

That is something that I can easily rectify. This is Zobiko, a character from the sega arcade game, "Loving Deads: House of the Dead EX," who is a prisoner who is rescued by Zobio, and then they run off and elope after a series of minigames. Zobio and Zobiko are also in that sega racing game that is awesome, as playable characters.

I wish I didn't go off on tangents so easily.