[notInRP] Well, if everyone else is jumping on this RP...
also, what's the count? [/notInRP]
*appears in the air a few meters above a wasteland, spat out of some kind of portal*
*faceplants on the ground*
*picks himself up, leaning heavily on his staff*
Well, I'm alive; that's good... Very good, considering I just fell into a black hole. As to why there was even a black hole in that chest, or why I was stuffed into it, I have no idea...
*looks around for any sign of civilization, life... anything, really*