So there’s a total of 7 people, the DM, a CN Wood Elf Rogue, a CN Tibbit (3 foot tall anthropomorphic cat from 3.5 that was home brewed for 5E) Rogue, a CG Hill Dwarf Cleric, a LN Half-Elf Fighter, a CN Half Elf Artificer (Also homebrew), and me, the LE High Elf Wizard (tbh I didn’t know the Hill Dwarfs alignment until the middle of the session).
So we were sent on two ships, powered by magic, to an island by people called “The Adventurers Guild.” I’m on a boat with the artificer (Who I’ll call a Bard because he’s going to multiclass) and the Tibbit. We end up introducing ourselves, and as we land on the shore with the other boat, our boats exploded, and a very fast talking man comes to us, telling us that three boats were sent. He says he’s a representative of the Adventurers Guild, so I begin to question their leadership instantly. We talk to him for a little bit, and the cleric starts to walk off while my character is getting rather annoyed at the fast talking man, named Lucien.
As the Cleric walks off, a man runs up to him and offers to sell him a knife, so of course, the Cleric asks for drugs. The knife guy says “Go back to Lucien if you want Spice (the drugs name), I’ve only got knifes.” So the dwarf went back, and Lucien told us where to find our rooms. So instead of going to our rooms, since I was broke, I convinced the Bard and the Tibbit to come and steal peoples food with me, and so while me and the Bard argued over the proper use of arcane magic (and then the peasants joined in on an argument about something the know nothing about), the Tibbit stole 20 rations worth of food.
When the Bard took the food to the Adventurers Guild to sell, he claimed we had 120 rations and that we should get payed 24 gold prices up front and bring the other 100 rations later. The store owner agreed to pay half now and half then, so we took the 12 gold pieces, but when he got outside we saw we only had 9. All I knew was we where supposed to have 12 but only half 9, so we made a plan to kill the dude who withheld the money.
The went into the building to steal some spyglasses, which was successful. Meanwhile, I went and bought a bottle of vodka,which I put a rag in and lit on fire with Prestidigitation, and then chucked the Molotov Cocktail at the building. It burned down and so I used the Grease spell to trip him. Out DM rules that Grease was flammable, and he burned to death. Afterwards we all went back to the inn, where Lucien offered us much wealth if we investigated a possible necromancers in the nearby catacombs, so we stopped at a store along the way to sell off our spyglasses. As we went to go to the catacombs, a group of bandits jumped us, and we killed them all fairly quickly. We then ended the session.