Since you all seem to be jumping on me, this is precisely what happened.
Shazam and I talk at the beginning of every game. After Shazam told me that he was a Mason, I responded with "Hey, I'm a mason too!" after which, IN THE VERY SAME MESSAGE, I proceeded to tell him that I was obviously not a mason (I'm not in the mason convo, duh) and that was probably the fastest I've ever been caught in a lie. After this I also included my actual role. Still in the same message.
I haven't messaged anybody else, because this is my finals week and it has been rather difficult.
So seriously, I'm sorry for joking and trying to have fun, I guess I'll just go sit in a corner and cry now.