I... I was not expecting that... that... that was pure genius!
"I heard you say pizza, now we all know I like pizza, but you also like to ruin food. I remember when you said you brought cookies, and they looked all innocent, and I took a bite, only to find out you had no soul, and decided to buy cookies with raisins in. Now I don't know what you are thinking about when you say pizza, but I can tell you now, I will come, because I love pizza, but I will also bring along my little friend so if you decide to pull any shenanigans with my beloved pizza, then you will no longer be able to ruin any good food."
/me is not creative