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fergcraft

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ok I happened to remember one at work today but can't remeber who it was

(Someone) hey I just put the gatling gun no my mps tool
(Me) cool
(Someone) can I shoot you
(Me) Ok but only if I can shoot you
(Someone) Ok meet at spawn ok
(me) here ( when we met at spawn)
(Someone) ok here I go
(me) meh Half a heart of damage
(Someone) only?
(me) my turn
(Someone) holy crap 7 and a half hearts
(me) LOL
as I was going back to my base got this message
Someone was shot by a skeleton
Someone has left

The funny part was this person had only had Iron armor and I was wearing my MPS suit I had it maxed out and was just about to hunt endermen so I could add the rest of the flight equipment.
 
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PeggleFrank

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the_j485 said:
[guy] Home
[Me] Wut?
[guy] home
[me] why are you saying home?
[guy] my slash button isn't working :(
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That reminds me...

Me: *talking to somebody else*
Some guy: money
Some guy: money
Some guy: sethome
Some guy: plugins
Me: Why are you saying random things?
Some guy: Keyboard's broken, only certain keys work :/
 
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PeggleFrank

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Rise from the dead.

<20:49:43> "[Nose] Nose": I have 4 adblocker extensions on my chrome :3
<20:49:59> "[SatanicSanta] Santa (poke if needed)": chrome doesnt work for me anymore
<20:50:02> "[SatanicSanta] Santa (poke if needed)": since its 32bit
<20:50:06> "[Nose] Nose": it is?
<20:50:25> "[SatanicSanta] Santa (poke if needed)": yep
<20:50:30> "[Nose] Nose": wat
<20:50:53> "[SatanicSanta] Santa (poke if needed)": yep
<20:51:27> "[SatanicSanta] Santa (poke if needed)": so i made an x ray client.
<20:51:29> "[SatanicSanta] Santa (poke if needed)": on accident.
<20:51:34> "[Nose] Nose": xray client?
<20:51:53> "[SatanicSanta] Santa (poke if needed)": not client
<20:51:53> "[SatanicSanta] Santa (poke if needed)": mod
<20:52:08> "[Nose] Nose": Where did you find out the info about chrome being 32
<20:52:09> "[Nose] Nose": bit
<20:52:18> "[SatanicSanta] Santa (poke if needed)": i upgraded java
<20:52:22> "[SatanicSanta] Santa (poke if needed)": and opened chrom
<20:52:27> "[Nose] Nose": Weird
<20:52:37> "[Nose] Nose": Did you make sure you deleted your old java?
<20:52:47> "[SatanicSanta] Santa (poke if needed)": yes
<20:52:53> "[Nose] Nose": Weird
<20:53:04> "[SatanicSanta] Santa (poke if needed)": i googled it
<20:53:12> "[SatanicSanta] Santa (poke if needed)": they havent released a 64bit version yet
<20:53:37> "[SatanicSanta] Santa (poke if needed)": ok so it still doesnt work.
<20:54:08> "[Nose] Nose": I might try a different browser
<20:54:15> "[SatanicSanta] Santa (poke if needed)": firefox is nice
<20:54:32> "[Nose] Nose": When i use it, it crashes all the damn time
<20:54:36> "[SatanicSanta] Santa (poke if needed)": lame.
<20:55:09> "PeggleFrank (Dishonored)": Try IE
<20:55:20> "[Nose] Nose": That should fix things
<20:55:23> "[Nose] Nose": ...
<20:55:32> "[SatanicSanta] Santa (poke if needed)": IE IS GREAT
<20:55:43> "[Nose] Nose": ^
<20:55:46> "PeggleFrank (Dishonored)": You forgot the "/sarcasm"
 
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GPuzzle

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Chocorate said:
[Chocorate]: So you coming to my house tomorrow?
[Dustin...]: BOPE
[Dustin...]: Nope* sorry capslock was on
[Chocorate]: BOPE
[Dustin...]: :'c
[Chocorate]: BOPE
[Dustin...]: y u do dis liam
[Chocorate]: BOPE
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It's even funnier for Brazilians becaus BOPE is similar to SWAT (elite urban operations), just in Rio de Janeiro. In São Paulo, it's ROTA.
 
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Chocorate

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GPuzzle said:
It's even funnier for Brazilians becaus BOPE is similar to SWAT (elite urban operations), just in Rio de Janeiro. In São Paulo, it's ROTA.
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zibbidy-boop-bop-bope!
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Bellaabzug21

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This was on an IRC in which I was using an iphone.

Person: There's this guide that will help with making things more canon :)
Me: Oh, that sounds cool. Where is it?
Person: I believe it's on the front page.
Me: I can't find it. I need kinky.
Other Person: Please acquire your kinky somewhere else sir :)
Me: Ummm. Erm... Ummmm...
Me: I'm using an iphone. Damn autocorrect.
Other Person: Suuuuuuure you are, suuuuuuure you are.
 
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the_j485

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Look behind you
SatanicSanta said:
It's the truth!
It's actch'll
Everything is satisfactch'll
Zip a dee doo dah
Zip a dee ay!
Wonderful feeling!
Wonderful day!
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*Actual is what you meant I think...[DOUBLEPOST=1377939558][/DOUBLEPOST]Me: Doctor, I think I'm a homosexual!
Thijs122: How can you tell?
NAC_ASASAM: RAINBOWSSSSSSSSS
ME: there's something on your face!
Thijs122: OW!
NAC_ASASAM: IT WAS PAIN!
WE continued on and on and pretty much recounted all the ASDF movies :p
 
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