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GPuzzle

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Was there any time, while you were playing on a server, and someone commented something on the chat that made you laugh out loud?

Some examples from me:
Cat3148 (also known as Chrissy/Naomi): "I wish this plate bending machine looked better, but if it did, it would probably steal my wallet."

Some random guy I forgot about: "Food fight!"
Second random guy: "United Steaks of America vs France Fries"
Third random guy: "French Fries actually come from Belgium, you know?"
First random guy (he had been mocking the behavior of a guy that said he was better since he was from USA and all that crap): "Shut up you nazi"
Third random guy: "I'm just german."
Second guy: "Hey, someone forgot to use ./sarcasm there..."
 
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PeggleFrank

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"What's this in my house?"
"OH THAT'S NOT GOOD"
somebodyIcannotremember was killed by ghast.
somebodyIcannotremember was doomed to fall by NULLENTITY
somebodyIcannotremember burned in lava
"WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING"
somebodyIcannotremember was nuked

Ok, maybe not that dramatic, but it was still a pretty funny prank.
 
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DarkWasp

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I remember before I knew anything about turtles something like this happened:

Friend: I'm working on a UAV killer robot
Me: You can do that?
Friend was killed by ComputerCraft
Server: Hahahaha
Friend: ****
Friend was killed by ComputerCraft
Friend: Hey Ray(me) can you go back to your base I need you to go pick up those items
Me: Why are they at my base?
Friend: That's where I'm working on the robot
Me: What!?
 
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SatanicSanta

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Guy 1: What does this button do?
Guy 1 tried to swim in lava.

Guy 1: What voltage can Macerators handle?
Guy 2: LV
Guy 1: That's MFE right?
Guy 1: Damnit.
Guy 2: Nope, Batbox
 
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Chocorate

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Chocorate: why is nobody playing on this server? Oh yeah. i'm not on a server. Because Minecraft is a laggy game. Forgot about that. I'm so lonely.
 
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SuperMarioLuigi6

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scrumpadooshous: no one on 2
scrumpadooshous: i gotta take a poo

That actually happened... There was another!

SuperMarioLuigi6 (Me): Nighty-Night, don't let the bed bugs bite!
snickers2mollie: how u over tere
snickers2mollie: hacker!
SuperMarioLuigi6: I went over! Double jump :p
snickers2mollie: hacker!
snickers2mollie: lol im just joking
*I punch xMoDzinCoDzx and he/she disappears*
xMoDzinCoDzx: Open the chest'
xMoDzinCoDzx: Fry
gigarna: I'm Just Too Awesome

Then lastly...

SuperMarioLuigi6: Comeone come to the center and punch me!
SuperMarioLuigi6: Someone*
 
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Gus

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Messing with portal guns near my bed in my base:

GusN: FUCK
MiniCurtBall: what?
GusN: I just destroyed half my base...
MiniCurtBall: ?
GusN was sucked to the moon.
GusN was sucked to the moon.
GusN was sucked to the moon.
GusN was sucked to the moon.
GusN:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
GusN was sucked to the moon.
GusN was sucked to the moon.
MiniCurtBall: WTF is happening?
GusN was sucked to the moon.
GusN was sucked to the moon.
 
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GPuzzle

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Some TS stuff:

Lambert: There are people who think watching anime is normal.
Me: HEY!
the_j485: There are people who think ban evasion is normal.
Moped: There are people who think that girls with dicks are normal.
Lambert: That's called Taiwan.

Lambert: Hot Dog was made by the chinese - the clue is in the name.

Nose: (racism shield)
Me: I see your racism shield and raise my racist shield.
Nose: How's that?
Me: I shall not talk to you, you aren't white enough for me.
 
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GPuzzle

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TS conversations are just awesome.

Me: "I've only had one girlfriend my entire life - my current."
Moped: "I've had two and a half girlfriends".
Me: "Was it Rin?"
Moped: "No, it was a Christian girl who couldn't date until she was older."
Me: "So it was half of a relationship, not half a person."
Moped: "Yes, GPuzzle, I've dated a fucking torso."
 
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NosePicker5555

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GPuzzle said:
TS conversations are just awesome.

Me: "I've only had one girlfriend my entire life - my current."
Moped: "I've had two and a half girlfriends".
Me: "Was it Rin?"
Moped: "No, it was a Christian girl who couldn't date until she was older."
Me: "So it was half of a relationship, not half a person."
Moped: "Yes, GPuzzle, I've dated a fucking torso."
Click to expand...

Didn't i see this before?
 
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PeggleFrank

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RandomMoped: why not use routers?
Me: ...
Me: just a sec
RandomMoped: lol ok
PeggleFrank fell like a large, stupid brick
RandomMoped: um
Me: now I feel much better
RandomMoped: ...
 
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