Destroy The Chest

[Marthon2]

- Results: No weak points detected, nor weaknesses on where to strike.
- The chest is still inanimate, so it can't hear or talk.

 

[gold49]

You have clearly not heard Frozen songs nonstop, inanimate objects will still hate it

I collide two planets into the chest

 

[Marthon2]

- The inanimate chest does not react to any annoying songs. Then the planets crashed into the chest and dealt only two damage, which the chest can also withstand intense amount of pressure put into it before it shatters into smaller pieces, this includes enormous amount of mass and matter colliding into the chest at a set course.

Chest's Health:
94/100

 

[Gamefury64]

Put it into the infinite void known as SpatialIO, then throw it in the XU Trash can.

 

[Gamefury64]

Oh yeah, and SPLIT THE ATOM!

 

[Marthon2]

- The chest suddenly learns the infinite void (SpatialIO) spell after escaping it, The chest is too big to fit in the XU Trash by logical means, and after the atom split causing a nuclear explosion, the chest still remains intact

 

[gold49]

- The chest is too big to fit in the XU Trash by logical means

Of course now the god chest is affected by normal things

I set a white dwarf (the space object that is the extremely hot core of a dead star, not a light-skinned dwarf) on the chest

 

[Marthon2]

Of course now the god chest is affected by normal things

(It literally meant by having pistons trying to move it into the XU Trash, so derp? IDK, maybe?)

- A chest contacted a genie to turn the white dwarf star into an actual light-skinned dwarf, the genie then said "In your bright flaming face!"

 

[gold49]

I capture the genie and use his power to turn the light-skinned dwarf back into the extremely hot core of a dead star, I then yell "I will not be defeated so easily, punk!"

(Nice one with the genie)

 

[Marthon2]

- The chest "supposedly" wished for the genie to turn the star back into the light-skinned dwarf, thus using the third wish and the genie vanishes

 

[Gamefury64]

Use minechem to see what we are dealing with

 

[gold49]

I distract the chest with hand puppets while Gamefury does his thing (I do not care if the chest can see the puppets or not, I WILL distract it with hand puppets!)

 

[Marthon2]

- Gamefury64 uses minechem
- The chest vaporizes the puppet with lasers

 

[gold49]

Distraction achieved!

I shoot a missile at where the laser shot from, hoping to find a exposed area

 

[Marthon2]

- The missile exploded, when dust and smoke finally cleared, its still shining and there is no exposed area

 

[gold49]

I take sandpaper to the chest's shiny surface, hoping the shine is its source of power (I'm running out of ideas, OK.)

 

[Gamefury64]

Delete the world files.

 

[Marthon2]

- The source of power you hoped you could find didn't shine as you would expect it
- Deleting the world file mean you get no special prize from the godly chest (and defeats the purpose)

Protip: You can call others for help/backup in assistance for destroying the chest, the outcome can be random

 

[gold49]

I prepare to help whoever posts a action below me then.

 

[Gamefury64]

Tornado.