Destroy The Chest

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LivingAngryCheese

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As lazors are faster than light, the lazor goes through you, and as you pull lenscas in front of you, you realize he is no longer there and I have eaten him.
 
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lenscas

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I throw @lenscas in front of me, as he may have a better idea for blocking lazers than I.
I run the return to the past program to start this day again, but the way it works makes sure that XANA still exists and is still as powerful as before, even more powerful as some of the computers it inhibits are now faster.
 
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lenscas

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oh, that.... that was my clone. Also I could just let XANA do it as it already pretty much has total control over the world at this point.
 
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lenscas

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I develop a new program that could be used to let XANA get stuff in and out to his virtual worlds, this is used to get you and drop you / whatever it is where you are hiding in, in the digital ocean. This is a worse fate then death, believe me. XANA then goes ahead and makes the colossus and put it in the real world to destroy the chest
 
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lenscas

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As I realize that XANA is still weak I remember my former love for phyrexia as such I develop a program/machine to let XANA escape the limits of our Internet and make it able to travel to other worlds, here it goes to new phyrexia and enslaves all "life forms". They now all bring processing power and fall back worlds to XANA and make it able to travel to other worlds where it pretty much does the same thing until there is no world left for XANA to take control of.

How this is going to help destroy the chest? I have no idea I kind of lost control of XANA and as it XANAfied me. I can not really control my own body and thoughts >_>
 
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LivingAngryCheese

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I call on my cheese friends from the cheese dimension. They owe me as I saved the king from a close scrape with @jedi13 almost a year ago. They bring me back to the real world, and we storm you, and ask gold49 if he would join our protection of the chest if the cheese army defeated all the titans in the universe.
 
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lenscas

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euh.... You don't really know what the digital sea is it seems.
let me explain when XANA got you to one of his worlds you got transformed to computer files.
Then when you got in to the digital sea said files file apart.
This means they are all corrupt and spread all over the Internet, and now that XANA is connected to other worlds even more spread out.
Also files could be destroyed because you know, the Internet does that sometimes.
 
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LivingAngryCheese

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euh.... You don't really know what the digital sea is it seems.
let me explain when XANA got you to one of his worlds you got transformed to computer files.
Then when you got in to the digital sea said files file apart.
This means they are all corrupt and spread all over the Internet, and now that XANA is connected to other worlds even more spread out.
Also files could be destroyed because you know, the Internet does that sometimes.
Yes but the cheese universe is infinite, with an infinite number of cheeses. When they learnt the ways of joining minds, their technology advanced infinitely, as they have infinite brainpower, and their technology has extracted me from the internet, but stronger. Because what kills me only makes me stronger.
 
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lenscas

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Yes but the cheese universe is infinite, with an infinite number of cheeses. When they learnt the ways of joining minds, their technology advanced infinitely, as they have infinite brainpower, and their technology has extracted me from the INTERNET, but stronger. Because what kills me only makes me stronger.
The thing is if you are lucky half of your data still remains, I would not be surprised if it is more like 0,005% that is retrievable and after that they would still need to find out how to recreate the files and then get you out of the virtual world. They need to do this while not being noticed by XANA, something that is impossible at this point.
 
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LivingAngryCheese

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The thing is if you are lucky half of your data still remains, I would not be surprised if it is more like 0,005% that is retrievable and after that they would still need to find out how to recreate the files and then get you out of the virtual world. They need to do this while not being noticed by XANA, something that is impossible at this point.
Infinite technology. I am recreated. Stronger. What kills me only makes me stronger.
 
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keybounce

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Wow. (Voice = droning pharmacist) Lots of posts. Lost of posts. Lots of posts. (/voice)

Do you two -- lenscas and LivingAngryCheese -- live in the same house, sharing the same internet connection, and post back-and-forth like that? I can't see how two normal people in different locations can keep up that rapidly.

You fight like brother and sister, that's all I'm saying. Not that I'd know how brothers and sisters fight, right? :)
 

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...you do realize that over half the internet is made up of porn. I'd be surprised any logical entity hasn't erased itself after several megacycles of assimilating midgets in all their sweaty glory.

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lenscas

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Infinite technology. I am recreated. Stronger. What kills me only makes me stronger.
Well again, XANA also expanded rapidly and has now control over an uncountable amount of beings all connected to each other. So pretty much the same deal.

Maybe you can come to an agreement with it? I wouldn't know because above >_> yea.... that wasn't my smartest move.
 
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lenscas

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Wow. (Voice = droning pharmacist) Lots of posts. Lost of posts. Lots of posts. (/voice)

Do you two -- lenscas and LivingAngryCheese -- live in the same house, sharing the same internet connection, and post back-and-forth like that? I can't see how two normal people in different locations can keep up that rapidly.

You fight like brother and sister, that's all I'm saying. Not that I'd know how brothers and sisters fight, right? :)
nope not at all I don't even know where cheese lives
 
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