Corrupt a Wish

Your task is simple:
Grant the wish made by the user above you, while at the same time corrupting it in whatever way you wish to make it different than what the previous user originally intended.
Afterwards, you make your own wish, which in turn will be corrupted by the next user.

For example:

USER A said:
I wish I had a million dollars.
USER B said:
Granted. You now have one million dollars.
In monopoly money.
I wish I had a steak.
USER C said:
Granted. It's made out of rubber.
I wish Batman was real.
Etc.
I'll start.

*ahem*

I wish I had magical powers.
 

TeamDman

Active Member
Jul 7, 2013
7
0
27
Granted, your power is to turn into a tree, forever.

I wish I legally owned a credit card with infinite balance!
 

BeanPal

New Member
Feb 19, 2020
2
1
4
Granted, but it folds itself to the point of becoming so dense that it explodes

I wish taco with sweet mango sauce
 

Bigdbigd03

New Member
Jul 29, 2019
159
30
0
Your wish that sweet mango sauce could talk... Oh! It was granted.

I wish I could be less tired sometimes.
 

GamerwithnoGame

Over-Achiever
Jan 29, 2015
2,808
1,507
224
You are fully rested, you are never tired - you cannot sleep. Your wish is granted.

I wish I wasn't afraid to put my head above the parapet.