Cellular Communication Devices and You!
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meh, it's a case of expectations dashed. It was marketed as Star Wars meets Elder Scrolls and I got super excited about that, got it on release day and it was nothing of the sort.
Precicely why I didn't play Assassins Creed after the first game (fucking future shit? If you're going to put something so game changing in your game don't keep it as a fucking spoiler you stupid wankers! Fuck Ubisoft! Was soooo excited for AC, finally a cool assassin game, but nooooo had to throw this bollocks in. Fuck Ubi and fuck their games.)
You read my thoughts exactly. I came to reply with that sentence in my head.
And AssCreed? In my book literally *everything* that came after part one was milking the cash cow, just as all the mindfuck with 'dream yourself back into your ancestors' stuff was just a bad excuse to leave the 'to be continued' door open a tiny gap. I mean, especially the multiplayer in Brotherhood is nothin than a tacked on piece of shit. That thing maybe would've been sufficient in the golden era of Halflife Deathmatch - but 2K10+? Bitch, please. Running around, stabbing people may *sound* like it' true to the bones of AC... but that leaves out the stealth as WELL as the parcour part, which both literally defined the singleplayer gameplay. "Go for a walk - and while you're at it, kill someone. Rewind and repeat for 15 minutes." Hoofuckingray. Has written silent assassin written all over it. Not. *bleh* I'm so glad I never wasted my money on the follow-ups. AC1 was fun. Repetitive, but entertaining. It should've ended there.
/rant off
This.
Geth do not intentionally infiltrate. Not that I'm a Geth, but it seemed to be a relevant quote.
Yes, because I will beat up the alien invaders with my software engineering degree. It has a nice wooden frame!
Is it just me or does the new title seem even dirtier than the previous?
Considering the fact that you actually bothered to comment on the title this time around... yes. I'd explain the joke but I'd probably get banned, or worse.
Yes. You understand the deep sexual meaning beneath the title. Well done.I'll Resonate *YOUR* Cascade.
