BIZARRO Minecraft Discussion

[JoeDolca]

ITT: We speak about Minecraft as presented in an alternate dimension where the basic notions of the game are turned upside down.

Example: Hey guys, lately I've been having trouble with my furnaces, they seem to get out of their pen everytime I look away and I don't know how to contain them anymore! The torches I put around their sacrificial circle are not keeping them in unless I am staring right at it. Do I need to feed them more salt or right click them with my hoe? The wiki said that dying from breathing damage around them should appease the AI, but I'm scared to try.

 

[Nisteth]

This is a brilliant idea.

I've heard the same thing about my endermen blocks. Apparently, to fuel them so they can freeze things, you have to die from breathing damage nearby. I'd say that this seems legit enough, though. Don't doubt anything the wiki tells you ever since the Redstone mob was introduced... not a fun time for anyone.

 

[xTordX]

That reminds me of the time a creeper filled my hole with diamond blocks! They're useless and a pain to break even with shears...


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[xTordX]

Noone here? Mmkay...

 

[trajing]

Yeah! And bedrock's so annoying, it's an instant break with your hand, so I can't use it as a building material even though the texture looks so good...

 

[Furfurfur2001]

Anyone remember the days where worlds were infinite? Those days were bad...

 

[CoolSquid]

Once upon a time, people chopped wood.


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[pc_assassin]

I wish my lava would stop freezing i can never transport items through it in the nether becuase it keeps freezing up and all the items just stop moving

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[CoolSquid]

1.7 is not laggy at all!

 

[xTordX]

God dammit you nether with your snowy snow!

 

[CoolSquid]

My tnt stopped working. How can I rebuild my house now?

 

[xTordX]

I 've just been killed by an enderdragon... He broke all my healing crystals

 

[CoolSquid]

The wither killed me! Now he has a beacon.

 

[yoy1zoz2mom3]

I keep trying to build a house, but I only have stone bricks and wood so it keeps collapsing and exploding.

 

[CoolSquid]

Help me, I fell in water!!!