Back in My Day...

[ThatOneSlowking]

Back in my day we had cars, not these fancy schmancy teleporters

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Back in my day we didn't have cars. We had to enchant dildoes to fly.

 

[goreae]

Back in my day we didn't have cars. We had to enchant dildoes to fly.

Dear lord.

Back in my day, we didn't have those fancy-shmancy toys al the kids are using. We just used our hand and it worked great.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Dear lord.

Back in my day, we didn't have those fancy-shmancy toys al the kids are using. We just used our hand and it worked great.

Back in my day we didn't have sex. We were so productive. And we didn't have lords either. Just one lazy ass king that sat on his throne eating grapes all day!

 

[goreae]

Back in my day, we didn't have productivity. We just sat in our rooms all day staring at holograms of cats.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Bah. Back in my day we didn't have holograms of cats. We had normal cats that we had to tame from ocealots! And all they did was sit on our chests!

 

[ApSciLiara]

Back in my day, we didn't have chests! We just sort of stopped between our collarbones and our abdomens. There was literally nothing there, just a see-through patch and a black void along the terminator planes.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Back in my day, we were single celled organisms.

 

[SkeletonPunk]

back in my day, we didn't use fancy schmancy science words, we just talked telepathically using modems set up from space and brain chips implemented in our heads

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Back in my day, everybody was dead.

 

[goreae]

Back in my day, we didn't have the luxury of death. We all lived forever. At least we did before the Reckoning...

 

[Bellaabzug21]

HA! Back in my day we didn't have reckonings. We had bacon!

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Back in my day we ate slabs of meat, berries, and salmon cakes.

 

[dgdas9]

Back in my day we didn't have meat

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Back in my day humans were meat

 

[dgdas9]

Back in my day, humans were artist that made master pieces like me

 

[SkeletonPunk]

Back in my day, People didn't look at art, they just looked at holograms of people playin this "mincecraft" or whatever you kids call it

 

[dgdas9]

Back in my day, mindcraft, or whatever that is, was considered art, just like me

 

[SkeletonPunk]

Back in my day, mindcraft was a telepathic game we would play to see if who could explode the most stuff with thier mind chips implanted in our brain in that connected to a satellite.

 

[dgdas9]

Back in my day, I had a brain. Now I don't, and I am made of marble....