Back in My Day...

[fergcraft]

back in my day you were single celled and dam proud of it.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Back in my day we weren't even cells. We were ideas within the brain of a higher being.

 

[Furfurfur2001]

Back in my day, there wasn't even a higher being, we were a lava world

 

[techno156]

Back in my day, the planet was not lava, but was cool, surrounded by life!

 

[Furfurfur2001]

Back in my day, we weren't even a planet! We were just a bunch of rocks that was orbiting the sun!

 

[fergcraft]

back in my day we weren't even rocks just speck's of dust in space.

 

[Furfurfur2001]

Back in my day there wasn't even dust, we were just days

 

[techno156]

Back in my day, there was no time! You just existed inside a Eldritch Chaos...

 

[Furfurfur2001]

Wait, i think we need to start over, since we reached rocks

 

[techno156]

Wait, i think we need to start over, since we reached rocks

I fail to see why. It is easy to loop back (eg: Simulated rocks)

 

[dgdas9]

Back in my day, there was no time! You just existed inside a Eldritch Chaos...

Chaos? Back in MY day, there was nothing.

 

[techno156]

Chaos? Back in MY day, there was nothing.

Back in my day, the nothing had matter in it! (And we start all over. )

 

[Droideka30]

Matter? In my day, nothing mattered except for the Illuminati!
(Who cares if that makes no sense?)

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Back in my day we didn't have illuminati, we just had America!

 

[ApSciLiara]

Back in my day, we didn't even have America! We just had the MIGHTY BRITISH EMPIRE.
... sorry. Got carried away there.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Back in my day we didn't have the mighty British empire, we were way back in the beginning before the big bang even! You wippersnappers don't know how damn hard it was to get food back then. All you could do was float and hope that you run into something fatty. Even then it only lasted a couple of weeks. Nowadays you can just buy processed crap from a supermarket. You kids don't know how easy you've got it!

 

[ApSciLiara]

Back in my day, we didn't even have the ability to float! We just stayed, locked in place, for millions of timeless years!

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Pshhh, back in my day we didn't have time. We just had space, and sometimes not even that. We were just one great big crowd that had no idea what the heck we were doing. Then this one asshole had this idiot idea of creating a universe! God, things were so much better back in those days!

 

[Droideka30]

Ideas? We didn't have any of those- why, we weren't even sentient beings back then! Our entire reality was just a uniform distribution of matter.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Ideas? We didn't have any of those- why, we weren't even sentient beings back then! Our entire reality was just a uniform distribution of matter.

Ha! We didn't even have matter, nor distribution back in my day! In fact, we didn't even exist back in my day! I didn't even exist back in my day! Wait... wut?