Back in My Day...
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Back in my day, space ships were so slow that if you wanted to reach pluto, you would have to fly for your entire life! kids these days.
Back in my day, no one even bother to send humans to Pluto, because the trip would take twice the length of a human life! We just sent robots instead.
Back in my day we didn't have this fancy robot business, just shows that told us how we were gonna build them.
Back in my day, we didn't even have robots. All we had were old computers with only 2000gb of ram on them.
Back in my day, if you wanted something done, you had to do it yourself, none of this 'computer' nonsense.
Back in my day, we didn't have any of this "capatalism" nonsense. We were kings and queens! We had servants waiting on us hand and foot!
Back in my day, there weren't any bloody monarchs. There was only the chief. It wasn't much different than a monarch, just on a smaller scale. Bah! (added in for a more elderly feel. You're welcome.)
Toast? We didn't have none of that fancy toast stuff! Why, back in my day, we had just invented sliced bread!
In my day, we didn't have conversation. We had to leave physical messages. None of this "wireless" craziness.
Oh, my. In my day, Conversation involved using a telegram, meaning that you had to learn Morse Code.
Really? Back in my day we used wireless modems mounted on computers. And now we use these wired modems instead. Bah!
Wired modems!? Back in my day, we had to use carrier pigeons!
Sent from boobs (because why not?)
Sent from boobs (because why not?)