Ask a stupid question...

[duckfan77]

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as it could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Why does everyone answer questions?

 

[Electro44]

Because every question has an answer

Do you like bees?

 

[Droideka30]

No, I hate apples and flowers and strawberries and other things that are pollinated by insects.

Why are Goreae and I the only ones who still have monocles?

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Because monocles suck.

Why?

 

[Electro44]

Because

How?

 

[Bellaabzug21]

You don't deserve and answer.

Why is the yogscast popular?

 

[fergcraft]

because stupidity is contagious.

Why must stupid people breed?

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Because stupid people are horny.

Why oh dear god why must there be stupid people in the first place?

 

[goreae]

Because if there were no stupid people, we would expand too quickly and would have used up all of earth's resources 50 years ago.

Why can't I read this?

 

[Electro44]

Aaaaaah!!! No last question!!

 

[Droideka30]

Why do people who complain about there being no last question not post a question themselves?

 

[Electro44]

Because I was waiting for another question to answer Like yours

When will Xycraft be out?

 

[Droideka30]

Before Half-Life 3.

When will the world end?

 

[ApSciLiara]

When Half-Life 3 is released.

Whyyyy is school so boring?

 

[Electro44]

Because it is for educational purposes

Why was I going to write educational porpoises?

 

[goreae]

Because porpoises are awesome.

Why can nobody highlight invisible text? I totally had a question.

 

[Droideka30]

Because most people don't waste time searching for things that they don't think exist.

Why are we here?

 

[Electro44]

Because we have nothing better to do

Why is hippo milk pink?

 

[goreae]

Because hippos are Fabulous.

Why is that word pink? and hot pink at that.

 

[Droideka30]

Because you made it pink.

Why must I wake up before sunrise to catch the school bus?