Ask a stupid question...

[duckfan77]

Because time is a river

Why isn't red green?

 

[fergcraft]

here he is

why do people in glass houses sink wooden ships?

 

[duckfan77]

Ask a question.

 

[fergcraft]

look under the picture

 

[duckfan77]

They want a glass ship

Why don't people fly?

 

[fergcraft]

because of bone density and people tend to get tired of the burnt ass hair's from lighting their farts not to mention the smell

why can't people breath underwater?

 

[NosePicker5555]

Then we'd be salmon.

What is the meaning of 42.

 

[duckfan77]

Life

Why do people use numbers

 

[NosePicker5555]

For usernames

Why does duckfan77's signature make 0 sense?

 

[ApSciLiara]

Because you aren't in the... no, I shouldn't say it.

Why do I like Nutella so much?

 

[fergcraft]

because your nuttier than squirrel poo

Why do squirrel's like nuts?

 

[PeggleFrank]

Squirrel is like nuts because they is not good with is grammar.

Why did I sleep for less than 10 minutes, after staying up for a day?

 

[NosePicker5555]

Because yo' body don't want none dat REM sleep.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Funnily enough I had a dream while I was awake.

 

[fergcraft]

Sleep deprivation is a bad thing.

 

[duckfan77]

Ask questions

Why did no one ask a question?

 

[NosePicker5555]

No-one likes questions.

 

[goreae]

Just so you know nose, I just now noticed that your avatar is a nose. it liike like half of a face to me.

Why the numbers in front of nose's name?

 

[NosePicker5555]

Because they're after my name, dumb dumb.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Because you were stupid enough not to give a question.

If the mice had cut Arthur's brain apart in the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, what would the ultimate question have been?