Ask a stupid question...

[duckfan77]

Because he wanted to

Why is grass green?

 

[the_j485]

Because it isn't the sky.

What is your avatar? A dragon? A pegasus?

 

[Staxed]

A person

What is a person?

 

[the_j485]

A person.

What are you?v

 

[Staxed]

A person

What is Dejavu?

 

[Droideka30]

A person.
What is déjà vù?

 

[Pokefenn]

Feeling that this question has been asked before Kappa.

Will vineacraft actually be good?

 

[the_j485]

Of course it fucking will!

Has this happened before?

 

[ApSciLiara]

Dunno, but it'll happen again.

Why is Borderlands 2 so cool?

 

[the_j485]

BECAUSE OF GUN, GUNS, GUNS!

WHy am I so obsessed with it?

 

[ApSciLiara]

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS! You need 'em, we've got 'em!

Why do I like Marcus so much?

 

[the_j485]

Because he's a legend.
"Two words, my friend. No refunds."
What other funny things does he say?

 

[PeggleFrank]

The funny things he says are unfunny things that you find funny.

Why did this box of crackers misspell flap? "To open lift, fap. To close, press in, fap."

 

[the_j485]

Because it has a clean mind.

Why is mine dirty?

 

[EternalDensity]

Because you lost your brain bleach.

Why does "All along the Watchtower" keep popping into my head?

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Because it's an earworm.

Why is ED constantly running tests?

 

[EternalDensity]

Because it's my actual IRL job.

Why are there squirrels?

 

[the_j485]

Because there are nuts. And there are air rifles. And death.

Why are there rats?

 

[ApSciLiara]

Because I wanted some company in the early years of the planet.

Why do I hope so hard that stuff will change for me and then get disappointed when it doesn't?

 

[the_j485]

Because cheese gives you hope.

What is the meaning of life?