Ask a stupid question...

[lenscas]

because it didn't go boom

why am I bored?

 

[sgbros1]

You're preparing to go to work.

Why am I eating lunch?

 

[WitherBlaster]

Because you're hungry.

WHY DO I HAVE TO WAIT FOR STAR FOX ZERO?!?! WHYYYYYY?!

 

[sgbros1]

Because good things come to people that wait.

Why does this saying exist?

 

[WitherBlaster]

Because people are stupid.

Why did I design humans to be so flawed?

 

[sgbros1]

Because you are stupid.

Didn't program humans not to backsass you, did you?

 

[WitherBlaster]

I designed them to be infinitely variated.

Why are you being so rude to me?

 

[sgbros1]

Because I left the Moe clan. You can't control me!

Cedric or Venole?

 

[WitherBlaster]

Cedric. Definitely Cedric.

Why do I feel the need to sit right on the border of god-modding when I do a RP?

 

[sgbros1]

Just do something sensible.

I ask again, Cedric or Venole?

 

[WitherBlaster]

Cedric. His Ditto DNA (as well as Grimer and Muk) lets him reform after any physical attack.

Is that a bit excessive?

 

[sgbros1]

Well, my lizards squished you to bits, so there's that.

Hi?

 

[lenscas]

DIE!!!

Am I aggressive?

 

[sgbros1]

Yes.

Too aggressive?

 

[lenscas]

defiantly not

please, can you die a painful death? Oh, and scream and bleed a lot please.

 

[sgbros1]

Agartha already did that.

Why so greedy?

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

Because gluttony

Why is magic?

 

[lenscas]

Because what is there to give if you are only the master of an entire multi-verse? seriously I am too poor to give stuff away


edit and ninjad>_>

because technology is too awesome for your lesser beings

death or alive?

 

[sgbros1]

Schrodinger's cat.

Cake?

 

[lenscas]

jordsta95 ate it

eat the cake inside jordsta95 ?