Ask a stupid question...

[PhantomRage]

Magenta kicked her older sister out.

Why are mouses so tiny?

 

[Tellerofstones]

So they live short lives.

Why are hamburgers called hamburgers when it would be better to call them beefburgers?

 

[PhantomRage]

Pork has been committing espionage.

Why is metal so cold?

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Because it is a conductor causing heat to leave it faster.

Why are dogs warm?

 

[Electro44]

Because they are warm-blooded animals

Why can't many lizards live in the arctic?

 

[PhantomRage]

They're too cool for that. (Pun totally intended!)

Why can't pigs fly?

 

[Electro44]

Because they're not Sporks

Why did I just go on the spy kids wiki?

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Because spy kids are cool

Are bowties cool?

 

[PhantomRage]

Mickey Mouse made them so.

Why is blood red?

 

[Electro44]

Because it contains the love of many vampires, and love is red

Why is the color of love usually thought of as red?

 

[PhantomRage]

'Cuz roses are red.

Why are violets blue?

 

[Electro44]

Why was this phrase stuck in my head all day?

 

[PhantomRage]

It kicked out all the others.

Why are country songs so epic?

 

[Electro44]

Because you can't break my heart, my achey breaky heart

Why was this post practically dead for a while?

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Because it didnt exist (reread what you said)

Whyis eric fullerton in search of diamonds?

 

[PhantomRage]

Gold is old school.

Why is dihydrogen monoxide so... Delicious?

 

[Electro44]

because it is water

Did you know that 100% of serial killers have admitted to drinking water?

 

[PhantomRage]

Yes. It's their sustenance

Why are serial killers on serial numbers?

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Becuase serial numbers create a certain amount of corn flakes

Why do mudkipz liek u?

 

[PhantomRage]

cuz mudkepis wuv dis grammer

y dus all internetz peeps use dis speek?