Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by jdog1408, Jul 25, 2015.
After the last Thursday in November.
Why is the semester almost over?
Because Time's Arrow only points one way.
Why did they find Data's head on a planet?
spherical hard drives.
was it the read head or the right head?
The old head.
Why can't I think of a good silly question?
Because you're aren't the silly one.
Who is the Silly one?
Anyone from the Isles of Scilly.
Why is it £568.77 ex. VAT for a L size cylinder of Research Grade helium gas?!
Helium is a non-renewable resource, and refining it isn't necessarily easy, to get up to research grade.
Why did I give a serious answer?
Because you are serious cat.
(and yeah, I think that's what it is. Research grade is 99.9995% pure whereas CP grade is 99.999%. Apparently that makes a difference!)
Why are hyperlinks a lot less exciting than they sound?
The same reason that powerpoint is stupidly powerful
Why is powerpoint turing complete?
Because its been designed that way. For science. Those monsters.
Are you thinking with portals?
Putting the mental in experimental :|
Which is the best Star Trek film?
How will my finals go?
(ohh dear - I'm guessing you haven't seen Star Trek: The Motion Picture? Unless you mean the first in the Reboot/Kelvin-verse, in which case that's fair)
Very very well, I hope!
What should I call my one-shot Rogue character?
Why have I not seen any Star Trek?
Because you lack the necessary nerditude
Also, I wish I’d seen that - I gave them a different name: Jane “The Stone” Ronson.
What is that a reference to?
Why did I get annoyed at people for doing/saying something they didn't know would bug me?
(it’s a play on Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson )
Because you’re human. It’s completely normal to feel that way, the important thing is to understand it and then overcome it. Like with me I got annoyed with my wife because she threw her phone to me and it hit me right in the worst place. Not her fault, total accident, but I still got briefly really annoyed!
Why is Persephone miaowing at me?
Because she's a goddess in cat form.
Why do I want a nap?